Actually, you were doing just fine, until...
...you had a fap-attack:
No, wait. Everything else is George Bush's fault...we'll just blame him for this too.
That was a little too
de rigeur, too well telegraphed. But you recovered nicely.
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT