1. It was a Laguna, not a Megane.
2. I was happy when it went forward to work, rather than to the garage, Renault spares prices being what they are. I was never particularly taken with the handling, which can best be described as "easy" rather than "nice".
3. People who drive classic Saabs are not in a position to discuss "poseurmobiles". Sorry for buying a decent car. Inverted snobbery is still snobbery.[0]

Apart from that, you're dead right.