Post #227,305
9/30/05 10:45:18 AM
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Why, do you often accost strangers and make them fear for
thier safety?
Do you often threaten them with bodily harm?
Is that how you like to have fun on vacation?
If so: note to self. Stay away from dmcarls.
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- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Post #227,311
9/30/05 11:28:18 AM
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Point taken.
I'll avoid flippancy in future posts.
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Post #227,404
9/30/05 5:57:34 PM
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Well, if anticipating that some may be a bit slow..
there's always this [image|/forums/images/warning.png|0|This is sarcasm...]
..but it's a bit like imagining a need for a disclaimer ~
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Post #227,318
9/30/05 12:06:09 PM
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Right, because...
They're also introducing a new type of bullet that homes in strictly on the target, completely avoiding all innocent bystanders.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #227,333
9/30/05 12:47:54 PM
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Oh, yeah.
such a law MUST authorize firing into crowds for trivial reasons, too.
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #227,355
9/30/05 1:59:03 PM
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Doesn't need a crowd for a miss to hit someone else.
This is why firing ranges have large hills behind the targets.
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #227,321
9/30/05 12:22:17 PM
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By my reading of it
I'm allowed to shoot the president and his entire administration. The campaign coincides with a state law that enters into effect authorizing gun owners to shoot anyone in a public area who they believe threaten their safety."
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush
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Post #227,331
9/30/05 12:44:46 PM
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I'm sure that's what the law says. Exactly that.
Phrased that way. Yup. Uh-huh.
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #227,338
9/30/05 1:01:31 PM
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Well, uh, ya see...
...them niggers wuz intimidating me by, ya know, bein' BLACK.
So I shot 'em.
Peter
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Post #227,368
9/30/05 3:06:26 PM
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well, they would then be shooting back at you so
gun control is important, hit what you aim at.
thanx,
bill
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Post #227,393
9/30/05 4:49:01 PM
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Re: well, they would then be shooting back at you so
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #227,358
9/30/05 2:11:33 PM
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Hey! if dmcarls happens to be one of those...
...long-hair wearing, hippy looking, communist talking, librul leaning, Rush bashing, president doubting, athiest expousing, foreign-car driving, abortion rights supporting, flag-burning pinkos, then I, as a right thinking, NRA loving, gun toting, Florida residing follower of Brother John Birch am perfectly within my perview (what ever that means) to fear for my way of life in his presence, so I might just have to blast the livin' shit outta him just to keep me and my family (doncha know!) safe.
And if he's black, well...just having that in my mere presence is a clear and present threat!
(Dude, when was the last time you were in Florida outside of 10 miles of Miami-Dade? Not recently, I'd reckon!)
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #227,362
9/30/05 2:27:30 PM
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My you ARE a bigoted fellow.
Bigoted against law-abiding citizens that choose to excersise thier rights as law-abiding citizens. You go to lengths to paint gun-owners as barely civilised louts slavering to kill, revealing, your own bigotry and prejudice, of course.
If it was as you are painting it, ya know what? This law wouldn't make a bit of difference.
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
] Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #227,392
9/30/05 4:46:52 PM
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Why, thank you! Thankyewverramuch!
I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitresses!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT
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Post #227,364
9/30/05 2:31:54 PM
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No no no no NO!
... just to keep me and my family (doncha know!) safe. Your chillllllllll-dren. Nobody gives a shit about you or your wife. It's all about the chillens. ===
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