Well there's always.. fly sedated.

Post #22,382 by Ashton 12/24/01 4:37:37 PM 12/24/01 4:57:33 PM Reply	Well there's always.. fly sedated. Start your trip .. early! on Euphoria Airlines [brought to you by Rapture Associates]. Yes friends, for your safety, convenience and security - the best of that confiscated Sinsemilla is administered by our jack-booted but ever so friendly er 'camouflage suited' Happy Bunnies. To further calm nerves and eliminate those bad vibes, we've brought back The Pullman Sleeper too! It's hard to think of blowing things up when.. you've got it up. No need to sneak into the johns in pairs any more - our accommodating stewards and stewardii can facilitate your every pleasure, especially in First Class. Some things are pricelss but.. we've managed to put one on anyway - for all the rest there's cash. The Foxes & Hunks of Euphoria Ltd ..a very closely-held privates Concern. (never mind which way the wind blows, bunky) PS - sorry to hear that Sri Lanka has bridged the gender gap. Twice. Lest this become a pattern, I think we'd best nuke all in that area, to prevent the spread of this hideous brain disease. If it infected women - there'd be no hope left. Edited by Missing User 70 Dec. 24, 2001, 04:57:33 PM EST Well there's always.. fly sedated. Start your trip .. early! on Euphoria Airlines [brought to you by Rapture Associates]. Yes friends, for your safety, convenience and security - the best of that confiscated Sensimilla is administered by our jack-booted but ever so friendly er 'camouflage suited' Happy Bunnies. To further calm nerves and eliminate those bad vibes, we've brought back The Pullman Sleeper too! It's hard to think of blowing things up when.. you've got it up. No need to sneak into the johns in pairs any more - our accommodating stewards and stewardii can facilitate your every pleasure, especially in First Class. Some things are pricelss but.. we've managed to put one on anyway - for all the rest there's cash. The Foxes & Hunks of Euphoria Ltd ..a very closely-held privates Concern. (never mind which way the wind blows, bunky) Collapse All History
Post #22,423 by Simon_Jester 12/25/01 11:13:31 PM Reply	Evil Grin - you're still focused on the passenger aspect... Start your trip .. early! on Euphoria Airlines [brought to you by Rapture Associates]. Yes friends, for your safety, convenience and security - the best of that confiscated Sinsemilla is administered by our jack-booted but ever so friendly er 'camouflage suited' Happy Bunnies. You're forgetting the people in the targets - unless you want to suggest that people starting working for Euphoria Enterprises in the 'big building that is a nice target'. What happens when the next plane is a cargo jet? (Of course, then the terrorist will have to learn to "take off" - or sneak aboard and wait for the pilot to take off.) (I still don't understand bin Laden - hell, if he's got the cash he's rumored to have, he could BUY a 757 to fly into a big building.)
Post #22,426 by kmself 12/26/01 12:51:00 AM Reply	The buyout option The Sept 11 attack price tag seems to be in the US$200-500k range. A new jet airliner is [link\|http://www.boeing.com/commercial/prices/\|going to run you] US$80+ million, depending on the options package (air is included, chrome, and sound system extra). A used aircraft could likely be aquired for a fraction of that price, but still an order or two of magnitude more than the cost of the attacks. Crime pays. Particularly when you're using it to commit more crime. `-- Karsten M. Self [link\|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com\|kmself@ix.netcom.com] What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?`

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