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New The fog is getting thicker
and Leon's getting laaarrrger!
New Guess I picked the wrong week...
...to stop sniffing glue.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New What's our vector Victor?
New S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me!
New Ooo- very good!
You smooth jive-talkin' son of a gun, you.
New Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Ever see a grown man naked?
New Do you like movies about gladiators?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
New Duuuude...?
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New Where's my car?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and
used in the USA nowadays.

New Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!!

Illegitimi non corborundum.
New Whaddaya make of this, Johnny?
Friends and colleagues know not to ask me that anymore :)
Two out of three people wonder where the other one is.
New Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl!
I just saw this movie again over the weekend- that's why it's so fresh.
My kids were a little apprehensive thinking mom was watching another crashing airplane documentary. I told my 10 yo it's a funny movie so he laughed when I laughed but he didnt get any of it. "Mom, why is there a balloon man in the cockpit? Why are they slapping that lady? It's mean. How come those black men are talking funny? Why is that guy talking about naked men? Are they really gonna crash? That Johnny guy is weird....." Whoosh- right over his head.
New Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn!
Its my fave of all time.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New A bit of packing tape should take care of this.
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New I give. What's that from?
New Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained.
Otherwise it isn't sarcasm.
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New Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs.
Thought we were still doing movies. Put your turn signal on when you change topics like that. Whoosh...
New That sound you just heard...
was a Paradigm Shift1 without a clutch.


















1== a fundamental change in approach or assumptions.
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New Same movie

MCrosky : Ease off Rex, he hasn't flown for years, its not his
\t fault. It could happen to any pilot.
Johnny : It happened to Barbara Stanwick.
MCrosky : Don't push him too hard, give him a break. You gotta
\t remember who you're dealing with.
Johnny : Nick, Leaf, Jerrod, there's a fire in the barn.
Striker : He's right, I can't take the pressure. I was crazy to
\t think I could land this plane.
Elaine : Ted, you're the only hope.
Striker : I don't care. ( Plane starts to nosedive again ) I don't
\t have what it takes. They'd be better off with someone
\t who'd never flown before.
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.

and same subject matter as the Barbara Stanwyk comment that he made one line prior.

Barbara S played the matron on a show called [link|http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/big-valley.htm|"Big Valley"] (a Ponderosa style show) and had 3 sons...one played by a young Lee Majors. Her son's were Nick, Heath and Jarrod.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Damn, you're good!
You win.
New I've seen it a few dozens of times
The absolute last gag I caught (there are sooo many) was when Rex Kramer was leaving his house. He comes down the stairs, wife hands him his hat, they flash to the private getting mauled by the dog, then come back to a shot of only Rex's reflection in the mirror while he adjusts his hat.

The then says "let's go" and >steps out of the mirror<. I never caught him coming out of the mirror...at least 2 dozen viewings and I consistently missed it. I was genuinely excited by finding "the last gag".
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Someone should write a book
===

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New I'd need a ghost writer.
Or a human grammar-checker....

You available?

Next best option is probably CRC :-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Just wait, they will thank you
now that my kids are teenagers, they love not only the Airplane movies, but the Naked Gun stuff as well.

You have much laughing in store for you, liebschen. And what's even better, they will expose you to stuff you never heard of. Invader Zim used to be on Nickelodeon, but it got a leeetle too weird and Nick cancelled it. I had never heard of it, but my 18 yo introduced it to me. Whoa!

So, keep up the good work! And don't forget the Mel Brooks and Monty Python material. Those are an important part of good mental nutrition. LOL

Peace,
Amy

Illegitimi non corborundum.
New When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg?
New What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.


---------
Every man should heed that advice.
New Amen, Sistah! :-)

Illegitimi non corborundum.
New Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip)
??
Ya Mean That - - - these modrin whelps never learned how to do That. Either?
Damn.. that explains a lot of other stuff.










Nope, I lied - Love.It.
You are far from the first to bemoan the persistently robotics-grade osculatory eptness of your average Puritan-spawned wannabe-male. The shortened attention span + transistorized joystick obsessions might well have intensified? that cultural ineptitude.
What a thought.. Eeeuwww :-\\

A poster comes to mind, if I can find the wording.. Nope, can't.
Seemed to moi a definitive illustration of Virtuosity VS artless imitation.
~~ then:
Naive ineptness has its charms,
as does technical proficiency,
. . .
. . .
But what you really want is,
Sincere virtuosity.


Aahhhh, Ver\ufffdnica, wherefore art thou now?

Edit:
"My feeling about technique in art," he told an interviewer in 1968, "is that it has about the same value as technique in love-making. That is to say, on the one hand, heartfelt ineptitude has its appeal and, on the other hand, so does heartless skill; but what you want is passionate virtuosity."
{sigh} My synonym skillz don't come close to the just-Right words, again. He's paid better, though.

But then, the range of this artistry is wide, one is So-pleased to discover, while -sadly- noting that some females skipped a lot of their arpeggio and recapitulation practice, as well. Not surprising this.. to anyone who ever {shuddered} through one '05 viewing of Elimidate, ie 'How to Be Monster-enough' to outGro$$ even Teen-TV. Yeah, they'll learn a Lot from that moose-pit.

Still, feedback confirmed all-along that there's no contest for which half wins the Booby Prize for ineptitude er, hands down.
But Hey! - ya could teach (some.. of) 'em,
(less'n they be techno And lost-in-head most all the time).
Buy a Russian bride, indeed.

Never any decent training, simple as that.


New venture?
Osculation Therapy for Idiots\ufffd - Remedial
Expand Edited by Ashton Aug. 11, 2005, 07:06:59 PM EDT
New Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"?
"Oh God, you are so Huge. We're all so really, really impressed down here."
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New G'ah
yes I have.

/me re-combs his hair after having that last one go over his head so quickly.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
How could you guys miss that when it so nicely followed the clothes on the lower peg bit? Arent you all supposed to be into Monty Python, with your blanc manges and what not?

Must have been the word "clitoris" that caused your neurons to momentarily stop firing. Sorry. I'll be more careful in the future.
New If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore.
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New yeah, yeah, yeah........
New Hey Girl,
At least WE know what the hell we're talking about. :-D

I meant to put in the part:
"You don't need to go stampeding on the vagina" in the Amen Sistah post, but was running out the door and didn't have time.


An aside: a friend of mine actually named her kid "John Thomas". At the time, they were living in Australia. She was told never to use his full name in public.
(chortle)

Peace,
Amy



Illegitimi non corborundum.
New Then y'all stop...
..wearing red underwear ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
New swap spit, no clit got it
"the reason people dont buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfy, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli

Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
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New A poet for the ages!
[link|http://www.runningworks.com|
]
Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 


New Yup, ages 7 - 13
===

Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
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New :-)
"the reason people don't buy conspiracy theories is that they think conspiracy means everyone is on the same program. Thats not how it works. Everybody has a different program. They just all want the same guy dead. Socrates was a gadfly, but I bet he took time out to screw somebodies wife" Gus Vitelli

Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 49 years. meep
questions, help? [link|mailto:pappas@catholic.org|email pappas at catholic.org]
New s perv/poet

New :-)
     on taking women literally - (boxley) - (105)
         :-) -NT - (mmoffitt)
         *Snicker*. That was a good one. -NT - (bionerd)
         :-) -NT - (cforde)
         How 'bout some Brite Wimmen (tm) Bumper Stickers... - (imqwerky) - (98)
             :-) Again. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Let's not forget the GrandMater of 'em all - - (Ashton) - (96)
                 30 days has September - (bionerd) - (95)
                     Simple. - (Another Scott) - (94)
                         An appropriate joke... - (imqwerky) - (92)
                             ..deserves an inappropriate one - (Ashton) - (91)
                                 I know ! - (imqwerky) - (90)
                                     One's a cunning bunch of runts... -NT - (hnick) - (89)
                                         If you answer, you must supply another :) -NT - (imqwerky) - (88)
                                             OK, just the punchline - you supply the shaggy dog - - (Ashton) - (87)
                                                 This is an oldie but a goodie - (imqwerky) - (86)
                                                     I'm Googling for a deprogrammer in your area - (Ashton) - (35)
                                                         I have to confesss... I don't get the joke. - (Meerkat) - (32)
                                                             barefoot boy with cheeks ot tan, bubbles? -NT - (boxley) - (29)
                                                                 Sure it conjures up some interesting imagery... - (Meerkat) - (28)
                                                                     was bubbles the correct answer to your joke? -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                                                         Sorry, forgot to answer that bit. - (Meerkat)
                                                                     James Whitcomb Riley, for one: - A Barefoot Boy - (Ashton) - (25)
                                                                         nowadays you would get arrested for pedophilia writing that - (boxley) - (10)
                                                                             Yes, but in Murica - - - -NT - (Ashton) - (9)
                                                                                 dunno about albaqurque but in Southron Georgia - (boxley) - (8)
                                                                                     dog/dead pooch/screwed - (Ashton) - (7)
                                                                                         dunno, these looks good - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                                             Man, I love Metallica! -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                 sshhh -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                         Alas - (imqwerky)
                                                                                         Poetry ain't dead, it's called Rap now! :-D -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             It might as well have died (I hate rap) -NT - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                         Heard him read on NPR - (Arkadiy)
                                                                         That poem stuck a cord with me - (bionerd) - (6)
                                                                             The unkindly reminder that what? - (ben_tilly) - (5)
                                                                                 Either that or I'm boring you - (bionerd) - (4)
                                                                                     Trust me, you'd find it surprisingly hard to bore me... -NT - (ben_tilly) - (3)
                                                                                         Is that good or bad? -NT - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Hey...Are you gonna tell my joke? - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                             Nope - (ben_tilly)
                                                                         Poetry not (quite) dead. - (Meerkat) - (6)
                                                                             My all-time fave - (imqwerky)
                                                                             You're right.. actually it's Everywhere (in small snippets) - (Ashton) - (4)
                                                                                 I can still recite - (imqwerky) - (3)
                                                                                     I kinda like Sonnet CXVI of the Bard - (Ashton) - (1)
                                                                                         Will has a permanent place in my heart. - (imqwerky)
                                                                                     :-) - (ben_tilly)
                                                             You're not alone :-\\ -NT - (SpiceWare)
                                                             Apparently it goes back to this poem. - (Another Scott)
                                                         If you must know... - (imqwerky)
                                                         ICLRPD (new thread) - (imric)
                                                     Hey...Y'all fergot sumpthin'! - (imqwerky) - (49)
                                                         Gotcha! - (imqwerky) - (48)
                                                             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                                                             dont get it -NT - (boxley) - (46)
                                                                 Shirley, you jest! -NT - (imqwerky) - (45)
                                                                     and dont call me surely -NT - (boxley) - (44)
                                                                         The fog is getting thicker - (bionerd) - (43)
                                                                             Guess I picked the wrong week... - (bepatient) - (42)
                                                                                 What's our vector Victor? -NT - (bionerd) - (41)
                                                                                     S'mofo butter layin' me to da'BONE! Jackin' me up..tight me! -NT - (Another Scott) - (40)
                                                                                         Ooo- very good! - (bionerd)
                                                                                         Jive-a** turkey ain't got no sense anyhow. -NT - (bepatient) - (38)
                                                                                             Ever see a grown man naked? -NT - (bionerd) - (37)
                                                                                                 Do you like movies about gladiators? -NT - (bepatient) - (36)
                                                                                                     Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? -NT - (bionerd) - (35)
                                                                                                         Duuuude...? -NT - (folkert) - (3)
                                                                                                             Where's my car? -NT - (bepatient) - (1)
                                                                                                                 Lurkin LRPD: It seems far too little Thorazine is sold and - (Ashton)
                                                                                                             Saaaawwweeeeeet!!!!!!!! -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                         Whaddaya make of this, Johnny? - (Meerkat) - (30)
                                                                                                             Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl! - (bionerd) - (29)
                                                                                                                 Heath, Nick, Jerrod...theres a fire in the barn! - (bepatient) - (10)
                                                                                                                     A bit of packing tape should take care of this. -NT - (folkert) - (9)
                                                                                                                         I give. What's that from? -NT - (bionerd) - (8)
                                                                                                                             Ummm. Okay LRPDs don't really need to be explained. - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                 Didnt know you were jumping to LRPDs. - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                     That sound you just heard... - (folkert)
                                                                                                                             Same movie - (bepatient) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 Damn, you're good! - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     I've seen it a few dozens of times - (bepatient) - (2)
                                                                                                                                         Someone should write a book -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                             I'd need a ghost writer. - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                 Just wait, they will thank you - (imqwerky) - (17)
                                                                                                                     When do I put my clothes onto the lower peg? -NT - (Another Scott) - (15)
                                                                                                                         What's wrong with a kiss, boy? - (bionerd) - (14)
                                                                                                                             Amen, Sistah! :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Wha-aat.._______(Ah - found the John Barth quip) - (Ashton) - (6)
                                                                                                                                 Never seen "The Meaning Of Life"? - (admin) - (5)
                                                                                                                                     G'ah - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                                     Whew. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. - (bionerd) - (3)
                                                                                                                                         If you have to explain it, it isn't sarcasm anymore. -NT - (folkert) - (2)
                                                                                                                                             yeah, yeah, yeah........ -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                                                 Hey Girl, - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                             Then y'all stop... - (bepatient)
                                                                                                                             swap spit, no clit got it -NT - (boxley) - (4)
                                                                                                                                 A poet for the ages! -NT - (imric) - (3)
                                                                                                                                     Yup, ages 7 - 13 -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                                                                                         :-) -NT - (boxley)
                                                                                                                                     s perv/poet -NT - (Ashton)
                                                                                                                     :-) -NT - (bionerd)
                         Ahhh... that's what I thought :-p -NT - (bionerd)
         oops - (imqwerky) - (1)
             :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
         ROFL! -NT - (imric)

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