Actually...
When she complained that she hated OOP and couldn't possibly understand it, I just said, "Hey, welcome to the 21st Century. Good luck with C++ next term."
Bear in mind, though, I had been there for fourteen hours straight.
Tom Sinclair
Speaker-to-Suits
The Patrician was a pragmatist. He never tried to fix things that worked.
Things that didn't work, however, got broken.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)