It all seems obtuse
(no real excuse)
In fact kinda loose
um, just like a goose?
Not much of a flame
(maim's hardly urbane)
While it does beat profane
You just got no shame
Best skip lugubrious
(it's not so salubrious)
I'll not be felonious
Remember Thelonious
Monk-fish is spicy
(it's now getting dicey)
Your fee's a bit pricey
And more might seem icy
Au Reservoir,
Ashton
I'd never steal LRPD's other car!
(Besides, it wouldn't start.. Har!)