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New Almost like a poem
about ten years ago I used to write poems to help keep myself sane. If you people like, I can post a few of them?

I am free now, to choose my own destiny.
New Do that.
I don't know if I helped trigger the .sig change, but it is Good.

And put those poems up - misery prefers lonliness. Share, and you'll feel better.

What are friends for, but to prop you up when you're not at your best?
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
New Where to post them?
Maybe a Poems forum? Or should I just post them on the Open Forum? Or Entertainment?

Ah, fugeabout it, I'll just post them and let the Admins move them. Hopefully they won't go to the "Flame-On" forums> ;)

I am free now, to choose my own destiny.
New Just not in the Prose forum.
It's off-topic there.

Oh, wait, we don't have one. So I guess wherever the prose version would be appropriate a poem would be OK.
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"You don't have to be right - just use bolded upper case" - annon.
New Prose police report. Admin.
If it rhymes and it
talks about slime
but in time it
pokes fun at D. Kime [reach]

If it ain't got no couth
and extols about youth
(But leaves out the truth)

If the ox that is Gored
The Box has explored
(Without saying Lord..)

Well, there ain't no right place
To eat North Sea Plaice
'Cept to make sure It Gets in Your Face..

Admin: Poet's Quadrangle please.
(Since one Corner just won't be enough)

:-\ufffd
New Re: Prose police report. Admin.
Alas, that I might
join in with this fight.
But to say "yes I'll bite";
it just would not be right.

For we joust, mon ami,
most dangerously.
And I won't pay the fee
that this requires of me.

I hope to restrain
this horrid refrain,
to my ear it's a bane
and they'll all soon complain.

I won't shift the blame;
I picked up the game.
But for ears we did maim,
foul Ashton's the name!
Rearguards,

-scott anderson
New \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
It all seems obtuse
(no real excuse)
In fact kinda loose
um, just like a goose?

Not much of a flame
(maim's hardly urbane)
While it does beat profane
You just got no shame

Best skip lugubrious
(it's not so salubrious)
I'll not be felonious
Remember Thelonious

Monk-fish is spicy
(it's now getting dicey)
Your fee's a bit pricey
And more might seem icy



Au Reservoir,

Ashton
I'd never steal LRPD's other car!
(Besides, it wouldn't start.. Har!)
New LRPD: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Tsk tsk... watch your syllable count, Ashton... I very carefully laid out the 4-line beat metric pattern...

Maybe more this weekend when I'm not at work... ;-)
Regards,

-scott anderson
New In the meantime, you might enjoy:
[link|http://www.dunx.org/cgi-bin/forum?forum=game00078&tail=40&displayStyle=default|The Orange Mornington Crescent Difficult Poetry Hour]

Only a single entry by yours truly, but the game seems to have petered out...
Regards,

-scott anderson
New What Ho! malraux, in furbelow
Onomatopoetic dactylitis indeed. Besides,

My meter was sweeter
And not so jejeune
Thou sayest no neater
Sans even a spoon

[link|http://www.dunx.org/mc/pilgrims/16/image_00497.html|Cackle.. Cackle..]

Bad bad malraux.. a Distraction hast thou wrought.
Such a compact Isle.. All those delicious Places and, they can hop on a clean, fast *train* to get from John O'Groats to Lands End.. in a trice. :(

{sob}

And attend such peripatetic floating operas as

[link|http://www.pigsear.org.uk/festival.html|The Pigs Ear Beer Festival!]

Going on Right Now! Oh! the inhumanity (and vanity)
..and all we get is this Crummy Tea-Skirt.

OK, guess I have to adsorb some more of this Mornington \ufffd Madness anon - thought it was about topology played with Underground stations n'stuff, but I see these are deeply aberrant weirdos.. why, some might be Kinfolk!



Ashtoniensis
New Reach yourself, bub
While sitting here reading
Few words am I heeding
'Til rebuttals start seeding
From an insult misleading

A pun war just might be fun
But time says I must flee pun
So my last line's a rerun
So my last line's a rerun
We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html|Thomas Friedman]
New ROFL!!!

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

New LRPD: IWETHEY's Terrible Horde of Epicyclic Yammerers.
New I'd suggest either here or Open.
I'm tempted to fence in rhythm and rhyme,
With Ashton and others who dare.
But I'm only doing it to pass along time;
Posted, amusing fare.

Your poetry, Norm, is definitely welcome
And please be encouraged to post.
Remember, too, it's friends you're among,
Your loss is too high a cost.

Wade.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

     A year ago... - (inthane-chan) - (22)
         Nice. Thanks for that. -NT - (Steve Lowe)
         What, a year already? Still hurts like it were yesterday :-( -NT - (CRConrad) - (1)
             Losing a friend like that takes time to get over - (orion)
         Islands in the net - (wharris2) - (18)
             Take care of yourself - (mhuber) - (17)
                 Not a good year for me either - (orion) - (16)
                     I like your new sig :-) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (15)
                         Well spotted. - (static) - (14)
                             Almost like a poem - (orion) - (13)
                                 Do that. - (inthane-chan) - (12)
                                     Where to post them? - (orion) - (11)
                                         Just not in the Prose forum. - (mhuber) - (9)
                                             Prose police report. Admin. - (Ashton) - (8)
                                                 Re: Prose police report. Admin. - (admin) - (4)
                                                     \ufffd\ufffd\ufffd - (Ashton) - (3)
                                                         LRPD: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! - (admin)
                                                         In the meantime, you might enjoy: - (admin) - (1)
                                                             What Ho! malraux, in furbelow - (Ashton)
                                                 Reach yourself, bub - (drewk) - (2)
                                                     ROFL!!! -NT - (static)
                                                     LRPD: IWETHEY's Terrible Horde of Epicyclic Yammerers. -NT - (Ashton)
                                         I'd suggest either here or Open. - (static)

It is a weapon of mass distraction to keep us away from the real issues at hand.
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