...is that within 30 miles of where I live, which is a major conurbation, there isn't a damn gun club.
No, skip, we honestly don't like guns. Handguns are for nutters and shotguns are for farmers and toffs. And if you think that's non-representative of British public opinion, then I suggest you and I do some field research over here.
We'll need beer. A lot of beer. Thankfully, I can do that.