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Post #159,386 by ben_tilly 6/10/04 4:22:29 PM Reply	You forgot to include the essentials An old teddy bear and her "favorite underwear". Make sure that the underwear is either very frilly or says something really syrupy on it. Cheers, Ben To deny the indirect purchaser, who in this case is the ultimate purchaser, the right to seek relief from unlawful conduct, would essentially remove the word consumer from the Consumer Protection Act - [link\|http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=1246&Page=1&pagePos=20\|Nebraska Supreme Court]
Post #159,387 by drewk 6/10/04 4:26:11 PM Reply	Lipstick kiss mark on the seal -- and "s,w.a.k." === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #159,388 by pwhysall 6/10/04 4:26:50 PM Reply	Lucky pants! Peter [link\|http://www.debian.org\|Shill For Hire] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Blog]
Post #159,393 by jbrabeck 6/10/04 4:48:40 PM Reply	Ben, have you SEEN teenage girl underwear lately? I mean without the microscope? Ain't any room for any writing. Basically a piece of elastic with a thread from front to back. No, they haven't "modeled" for me, they just leave all their clean laundry either in the dryer or on top of the dryer. Took me a while to accept that my daughters were actually wearing clothing like that.
Post #159,396 by admin 6/10/04 5:01:38 PM Reply	The word is "thong". And for every distressed father, there are a hundred guys thanking their lucky stars that this is the fashion... ;-) Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #159,400 by jbrabeck 6/10/04 5:09:28 PM Reply	I used "underwear" 'cuz Ben did. I KNOW the word And all the other feminine items required for raising daughters. As stated, my wife is handicapped, so guess who gets to do the shopping. Heaven help me if I bring home the wrong size/brand. Not many men shopping in those aisles. ;-> And about the thongs, before the daughters got part-time jobs, and their own clothing money, it was "Dad (or Joe from step-daughters), can I get these?" as they held up a wispy piece of material that sufficed as "underwear". FWIW, my wife wears them also, and, therefore, I am a fan of them, just NOT on my daughters. :-)
Post #159,401 by admin 6/10/04 5:11:53 PM Reply	:-D Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #159,405 by inthane-chan 6/10/04 5:19:31 PM Reply	Butt floss. Bah. I'm sorry, but I don't like hershey streaks on my SO's undies. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Post #159,415 by boxley 6/10/04 6:03:47 PM Reply	then dont wear em! Anchorage AK: House for sale 3 bed 1 bath 1440 sq feet huge lot near Cheney Lake 175K FSBO 813.273.3518 Asking the mole if he liked a pair of shoes was like asking a cat if he liked algebra: Andrew Vachss questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #159,419 by jbrabeck 6/10/04 6:06:29 PM Reply	You mean she doesn't wipe? eeyew. ;-j
Post #159,399 by drewk 6/10/04 5:08:34 PM Reply	STOP THAT! I have two little girls. I hope to have at least 10 more years before I have to think about that. Don't make me start early. === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #159,402 by admin 6/10/04 5:14:02 PM Reply	Yer DOOOOOOOOOOMED! /me is very glad he has two boys... Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #159,409 by drewk 6/10/04 5:27:10 PM Reply	Keep 'em away, ya hear!? === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #159,477 by mmoffitt 6/11/04 12:06:33 AM Reply	no SHIT! I have 13 year old and a 12 year old. I am IN HELL. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #159,406 by jbrabeck 6/10/04 5:21:24 PM Reply	If they are 2 or under, you have 10 years. 12 - 14 is starting time for thongs, now-a-days. Who knows, in 10 years we could either have a return to the "grandma" underwear¹ or "advance" to spray on "clothing" ¹Daughters were talking about what underwear was allowed at basic training. In front of all the adults, including grandma. When the oldest made the statement "only grandma underwear". I, and the girls, knew exactly what was meant and what was excluded. Older adults wanted to know what "grandma" underwear was. IOW not thongs, hicut, bikini, etc. Only the "Sears all white cotton".
Post #159,410 by drewk 6/10/04 5:28:01 PM Reply	4 in July, 2 in January === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #159,411 by ben_tilly 6/10/04 5:29:34 PM Reply	And this is a problem? It just adds some peer pressure and causes her friends to mock her. Or you could go with the frilly option. Thongs with lots of lace. Looks really pretty. :-) Cheers, Ben To deny the indirect purchaser, who in this case is the ultimate purchaser, the right to seek relief from unlawful conduct, would essentially remove the word consumer from the Consumer Protection Act - [link\|http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=1246&Page=1&pagePos=20\|Nebraska Supreme Court]

Runaway - (jbrabeck) - (76) - June 9, 2004, 10:03:12 AM EDT

Called the Army yet? - (drewk) - (3) - June 9, 2004, 10:09:56 AM EDT

Not yet - (jbrabeck) - (2) - June 9, 2004, 10:19:56 AM EDT

I vote for #3. Fingers crosssed for all of you. -NT - (Another Scott) - June 9, 2004, 10:30:55 AM EDT

Since she has a 6pm report time - (boxley) - June 9, 2004, 10:31:35 AM EDT

Good luck, sincerely hope nothing happened to her -NT - (ben_tilly) - June 9, 2004, 10:35:50 AM EDT

Good luck. Hope it works out well. -NT - (hnick) - June 9, 2004, 10:49:22 AM EDT

Good luck with resolution, Joe! -NT - (a6l6e6x) - June 9, 2004, 11:55:46 AM EDT

Sorry to hear that. - (inthane-chan) - June 9, 2004, 01:12:50 PM EDT

Re: Runaway - (deSitter) - (4) - June 9, 2004, 01:41:42 PM EDT

No need - (ChrisR) - June 9, 2004, 01:49:40 PM EDT

Ross, are u forgetting your own youth ... - (dmarker) - (2) - June 9, 2004, 04:56:08 PM EDT

Re: Ross, are u forgetting your own youth ... - (deSitter) - (1) - June 9, 2004, 05:49:58 PM EDT

Re: Ross, are u forgetting your own youth ... - (dmarker) - June 9, 2004, 08:09:02 PM EDT

That's harsh - (cforde) - (1) - June 9, 2004, 01:59:44 PM EDT

Re: That's harsh - (deSitter) - June 9, 2004, 02:02:03 PM EDT

Hope it sorts itself out ok. Delicate age but it passes ... - (dmarker) - June 9, 2004, 04:49:37 PM EDT

Found her yet? - (broomberg) - (1) - June 9, 2004, 06:25:15 PM EDT

Actually 17 is legal age for Girls to do the Army thing. -NT - (folkert) - June 9, 2004, 07:10:35 PM EDT

Found and off to Army - (jbrabeck) - (48) - June 10, 2004, 07:44:26 AM EDT

Re: Found and off to Army - (deSitter) - (11) - June 10, 2004, 07:49:00 AM EDT

If I can find ANY proof that BF mom knew where she was - (jbrabeck) - June 10, 2004, 09:09:47 AM EDT

Learning her lesson... - (ChrisR) - (9) - June 10, 2004, 01:47:10 PM EDT

Re: Learning her lesson... - (deSitter) - (8) - June 10, 2004, 09:00:36 PM EDT

Er, what? - (admin) - (3) - June 10, 2004, 09:55:33 PM EDT

Re: Er, what? - (deSitter) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 11:04:41 PM EDT

Either way, you were responding to Chris' post... -NT - (admin) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 11:29:36 PM EDT

Re: Either way, you were responding to Chris' post... - (deSitter) - June 10, 2004, 11:36:42 PM EDT

You rang? - (Another Scott) - (3) - June 10, 2004, 11:52:46 PM EDT

Re: You rang? - (deSitter) - (2) - June 11, 2004, 12:20:50 AM EDT

Wonder why. IANAPG. - (Another Scott) - (1) - June 11, 2004, 12:45:52 AM EDT

Where's the LRPD: When someone asks if you're a god.... - (ChrisR) - June 11, 2004, 01:14:59 AM EDT

She's going reserves? - (drewk) - (31) - June 10, 2004, 07:51:33 AM EDT

Split Training - (jbrabeck) - (30) - June 10, 2004, 09:08:04 AM EDT

Especially if... - (folkert) - (29) - June 10, 2004, 10:37:28 AM EDT

you a baaad man -NT - (boxley) - June 10, 2004, 10:39:22 AM EDT

If I wasn't the responsible parent - (jbrabeck) - (9) - June 10, 2004, 10:49:00 AM EDT

When you find out - (folkert) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 11:03:18 AM EDT

Re: When you find out - (deSitter) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 11:07:18 PM EDT

No need to get in my knickers. - (folkert) - June 11, 2004, 12:44:59 PM EDT

Repeat? - (broomberg) - (5) - June 10, 2004, 12:32:55 PM EDT

Enforced morality - (jbrabeck) - (4) - June 10, 2004, 02:02:08 PM EDT

You lied - (broomberg) - (3) - June 10, 2004, 03:37:21 PM EDT

Not quite crazy - (jbrabeck) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 04:44:23 PM EDT

I support you on the rules ... - (dmarker) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 04:59:44 PM EDT

Oh, boy. - (inthane-chan) - June 10, 2004, 05:19:21 PM EDT

You forgot to include the essentials - (ben_tilly) - (16) - June 10, 2004, 04:22:29 PM EDT

Lipstick kiss mark on the seal -- and "s,w.a.k." -NT - (drewk) - June 10, 2004, 04:26:11 PM EDT

Lucky pants! -NT - (pwhysall) - June 10, 2004, 04:26:50 PM EDT

Ben, have you SEEN teenage girl underwear lately? - (jbrabeck) - (13) - June 10, 2004, 04:48:40 PM EDT

The word is "thong". - (admin) - (5) - June 10, 2004, 05:01:38 PM EDT

I used "underwear" 'cuz Ben did. I KNOW the word - (jbrabeck) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 05:09:28 PM EDT

:-D -NT - (admin) - June 10, 2004, 05:11:53 PM EDT

Butt floss. - (inthane-chan) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 05:19:31 PM EDT

then dont wear em! -NT - (boxley) - June 10, 2004, 06:03:47 PM EDT

You mean she doesn't wipe? eeyew. ;-j -NT - (jbrabeck) - June 10, 2004, 06:06:29 PM EDT

STOP THAT! - (drewk) - (5) - June 10, 2004, 05:08:34 PM EDT

Yer DOOOOOOOOOOMED! - (admin) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 05:14:02 PM EDT

Keep 'em away, ya hear!? -NT - (drewk) - June 10, 2004, 05:27:10 PM EDT

no SHIT! - (mmoffitt) - June 11, 2004, 12:06:33 AM EDT

If they are 2 or under, you have 10 years. - (jbrabeck) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 05:21:24 PM EDT

4 in July, 2 in January -NT - (drewk) - June 10, 2004, 05:28:01 PM EDT

And this is a problem? - (ben_tilly) - June 10, 2004, 05:29:34 PM EDT

I was thinking about your suggestion - (jbrabeck) - June 11, 2004, 07:00:23 AM EDT

Makes perfect sense - (broomberg) - (1) - June 10, 2004, 10:32:02 AM EDT

Me, no, Mom, Yes. - (jbrabeck) - June 10, 2004, 10:55:59 AM EDT

Ah, root cause - (boxley) - June 10, 2004, 10:55:06 AM EDT

glad she was found - (cforde) - June 10, 2004, 01:02:28 PM EDT

Belated, as usual, but sincerely hoping it all worked out. - (CRConrad) - (2) - June 10, 2004, 11:26:31 AM EDT

funny, doesnt look like a fresh haircut :-) -NT - (boxley) - June 10, 2004, 11:28:39 AM EDT

I hope you got them all cut. - (folkert) - June 10, 2004, 11:39:26 AM EDT

Glad to hear she's safe. Sorry I didn't see this until now. - (mmoffitt) - (1) - June 11, 2004, 12:08:35 AM EDT

Thanks, and one word of advice - (jbrabeck) - June 11, 2004, 07:06:53 AM EDT

Now that she's been found ... - (drewk) - (1) - June 11, 2004, 08:43:19 AM EDT

ROFL! -NT - (jbrabeck) - June 11, 2004, 09:44:50 AM EDT

She didn't have to go - (broomberg) - (1) - June 11, 2004, 09:51:28 PM EDT

She enlisted in NG, not DEP. - (jbrabeck) - June 12, 2004, 05:22:21 AM EDT

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