1. If you ain't got admin, you can't add admin.
2. IT will kick yo sorry ass and tell your boss.
3. You're a busy dude, you've got better things to do.
4. Phone it into the helpdesk and make it clear to your boss that this is causing you a problem.
5. The reason nothing will work while you're logging into the domain is "Dude. You got a policy!". You cannot circumvent this.