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New That is a fault of history OF the current language.
But I AM Napoleon!!!!!


--Napoleon, in "Napoleon Bunny-Part", 1956
"There's a set of rules that anything that was in the world when you were born is normal and natural. Anything invented between when you were 15 and 35 is new and revolutionary and exciting, and you'll probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things."

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New So you reject a language because
...they made a bad decision in the past which was later corrected?
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New Not at all.
So you reject a language because...they made a bad decision in the past which was later corrected?


Nope. I'm not in the business of rejecting languages. But Wade seemed to imply that the "bad decisions" were exacerbated by the structure of PHP itself.

In domains where I don't have direct analytical experience, I have to trust someone else's analysis; the world's too big to decide everything on my own from square one. I don't use PHP, but I have experienced similar environmental issues in my own life. Wade's description fits patterns I have observed; I trust his analysis and conclusions more often than yours as a rule. You want a more detailed discussion, you'd have to talk to Wade.
"There's a set of rules that anything that was in the world when you were born is normal and natural. Anything invented between when you were 15 and 35 is new and revolutionary and exciting, and you'll probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things."

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New not very nice wording, if you ask me
but I have experienced similar environmental issues in my own life. Wade's description fits patterns I have observed; I trust his analysis and conclusions more often than yours as a rule.

A more diplomatic way to say such may be something like, "His thinking style and experience seem to better match my own than yours".

My techniques work (at least if you think like I do). Tables are objectively more compact information-wise because they use context instead of localized attribute labels/methods to specify what an attribute is. And, I think most would agree that one can see more row-wise and column-wise patterns in attributes as a table than as a bunch of linearized class attributes or XML. I am simply applying these universal truths to software development. Plus, one can do relational algebra and other table-browser tricks on tables to customize your view of the attributes. You are not stuck with Bill Gates' or Gozling's view of the friggen code. TOP gives me the freedom to see bunches of attributes as *I* want to see them, filtered row-wise, column-wise, and join-wise how I want. I become the master of my working domain, not Gozling. It seems so obvious to me. Why most of you want that tangled, static, linearized, 60's navigational-DB-style mess, I have no friggen idea. You people have weird brains. I better clone myself 100 times before more OO and array heads reproduce and kill off the last table fans.
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New Then you might have guessed I wasn't trying to be diplomatic
     Question about programming with functions. - (static) - (47)
         Code that's called once... - (admin) - (21)
             What he said, with more detail - (drewk) - (20)
                 Re: What he said, with more detail - (deSitter) - (2)
                     Uhh, HTML *is* structured - (drewk) - (1)
                         HTML not a page definition language - (deSitter)
                 What he said, and what he before him said ... - (JimWeirich) - (15)
                     Someone confirm/deny what I was told - (drewk) - (13)
                         Depends on the language - (admin) - (7)
                             Re: Depends on the language - (deSitter) - (2)
                                 Sounds more like FORTRAN - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                                     Yes, very FORTRANish - (admin)
                             Different reason for that, I believe - (drewk) - (3)
                                 We did testing... - (admin) - (2)
                                     D'oh! - (drewk) - (1)
                                         ROFL. -NT - (admin)
                         I have a 1GHz laptop - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                             Or better yet - (Arkadiy)
                         Re: Someone confirm/deny what I was told - (JimWeirich) - (1)
                             Yeah that guy gets around! - (tuberculosis)
                         Puh-LEEEEZE! - (jb4)
                     How big a block? - (static)
                 Pascal has one up on PHP - (tablizer)
         Re: inline PHP code and HTML - (tuberculosis) - (18)
             Copy and Paste vs Functions. - (static) - (17)
                 Nothing wrong with 12 4-5 line functions - (admin)
                 Typical size of a method in Smalltalk is probably 4-5 lines - (tuberculosis) - (15)
                     Um. Yabut. - (FuManChu) - (14)
                         I was wondering how to say that. :-) - (static) - (13)
                             I'm going for fairly strict layout/form/content separation - (FuManChu)
                             Do I smell another "OO is better abstraction" war brewing? - (tablizer) - (11)
                                 That is a fault of history OF the current language. - (FuManChu) - (4)
                                     So you reject a language because - (tablizer) - (3)
                                         Not at all. - (FuManChu) - (2)
                                             not very nice wording, if you ask me - (tablizer) - (1)
                                                 Then you might have guessed I wasn't trying to be diplomatic -NT - (FuManChu)
                                 Not unless you're spoiling for a fight. -NT - (static) - (1)
                                     No, fighting the spOOilings -NT - (tablizer)
                                 Hey Bryce... - (ChrisR) - (3)
                                     Perhaps - (tablizer) - (2)
                                         I've read way too many Oracle books lately - (ChrisR) - (1)
                                             thanks for the quote -NT - (tablizer)
         Re: Question about programming with functions. - (JayMehaffey)
         Code as a Communications Tool - (gdaustin)
         Code for readability - (broomberg) - (3)
             Profiling and optimizing. - (static) - (2)
                 Difficult to optimize the algorithm after the fact - (broomberg) - (1)
                     Yes, I know. - (static)

That's pretty much epic-scale incomprehension.
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