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Post #99,044
by inthane-chan
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4/28/03 9:36:20 AM
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New Userfriendly is almost funny two days in a row!
[link|http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030427|Legitimate useage for the blink tag.]

[link|http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030428|Strongest coffee in the world.]
After 9/11, Bush made two statements:
1. "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity."
2. "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism."

Sounds like everything is going according to plan.
Post #99,059
by SpiceWare
4/28/03 11:46:48 AM
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New that first one's great
I stopped reading UF a while back so hadn't seen it. Thanx!
Darrell Spice, Jr.                      [link|http://www.spiceware.org/cgi-bin/spa.pl?album=./Artistic%20Overpass|Artistic Overpass]\n[link|http://www.spiceware.org/|SpiceWare] - We don't do Windows, it's too much of a chore
Post #99,065
by cwbrenn
4/28/03 12:57:52 PM
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New I like the second one.
The first one, however, is incorrect. Because the cat has to be both dead and not-dead at the same time... the blink tag would simply alternate it between death and life.

But that's just me being picky. :) Well, that and I got hit with a lot of emails when I did my Schroedinger storyline in Help Desk, pointing out all the things I got wrong, so I'm also defensive. :)
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?"
- Edward Young
Post #99,262
by drewk
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4/29/03 11:11:59 AM
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New My mother discovered another possibility
We spent the weekend visiting my parents. Mom wanted us to stay with them. We thought the 2-year-old and the 3-month-old would do better in a hotel, where we just might be able to get them to sleep.

Sunday morning, my mother said that she had been up past midnight Friday and Saturday nights, so it probably was better that we hadn't stayed with them. I said, "That sounds almost like you're saying I was right and you were wrong."

She said, "I'm saying you were righter."

Using this formulation, the cat can be dead and deader.
===

Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #99,392
by kmself
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4/30/03 12:28:20 AM
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New ICLRPD: (new thread)
Created as new thread #99391 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=99391|ICLRPD:]
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Post #99,264
by ben_tilly
4/29/03 11:16:05 AM
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New Well...actually...
Put the item on blink. Close your eyes. Do something else.

When you observe it, will be be dead or alive?

Not on the whole that bad an analogy. Unless like me you believe in Everett in which case you have to observe both dead and alive, and then never talk to yourself again to figure out that that is what happened. :-)

Cheers,
Ben
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Post #99,323
by cwbrenn
4/29/03 3:57:29 PM
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New I'm being picky.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?"
- Edward Young
Post #99,836
by static
5/2/03 9:02:41 AM
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New PTerry's version.
"Tha cat can be in one of three states: alive, dead or bloody furious."

Wade.

Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
 
Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please

-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne.
     Userfriendly is almost funny two days in a row! - (inthane-chan) - (7) - April 28, 2003, 09:36:20 AM EDT
         that first one's great - (SpiceWare) - April 28, 2003, 11:46:48 AM EDT
         I like the second one. - (cwbrenn) - (5) - April 28, 2003, 12:57:52 PM EDT
             My mother discovered another possibility - (drewk) - (1) - April 29, 2003, 11:11:59 AM EDT
                 ICLRPD: (new thread) - (kmself) - April 30, 2003, 12:28:20 AM EDT
             Well...actually... - (ben_tilly) - (2) - April 29, 2003, 11:16:05 AM EDT
                 I'm being picky. -NT - (cwbrenn) - April 29, 2003, 03:57:29 PM EDT
                 PTerry's version. - (static) - May 2, 2003, 09:02:41 AM EDT

I said, "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!"
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