Pity the poor dyslexic who poured alphabet soup all over his oyster crackers.

I like this one. People used to keep the effluvia of those dangling cow things in a goat's stomach. One day in the year 2, Ogg looked into his goat stomach and noticed a gloopy stinking mass where the milk used to be. Hmm..it stinks like vomit, it's a half-congealed mass with greenish liquid between the chunks! Let's eat it! It's cheese! While we're at it, let's drink some of that rotten fermenting cocoanut milk and catch a buzz!