Screeching silverback slings shit, starts savage gorilla war
There there BIG boy, now put that tree trunk down and while your at it you
can drop those fistfuls of feces (yeccchhh, your covered in the stuff).
That's it slowly does it now get back in yer frigging cage, theres a nice
cold schnapps in there somewhere...
CLANGGG !!! (yup, that Schnapps trick works every time)
RIGHT now LOOK HERE you five foot foaming fang faced foul featured flea flecked
filthy furry flatulant fecund friggin freak, thats enough! NO MORE BANNANAS for
a month, and yer off the Schnapps as well.
And while we are at it leave-the-friggin-Pandas-alone !!! they never did anything
to annoy you. Fer chissake, it only takes a mention of how good Pandas are and
you become excessively 'bear-annoyed'.
And, it just isn't good enough to claim your bad behaviour was triggered because
someone had ruffled the feathers of the Antarctic Owl. He can fly without your
interference. Sheesh, everyone knows it is your mouth that is the scourge
of this whole friggin zoo.
And another complaint, you already know the Zoo's resident psychiatrist Dr Orin
Ootan, and his assistant Jim Pansee, well they are seriously concerned at your
repeated tendancy to oral aggression.
To be sure, no one minds the odd bite here or there but you have bitten just
about everyone in this damned place. SO!!! To teach you a lesson we are moving
you, for a whole week, in with Mr Ali Ghayta & his whole extended family.
If that doesn't cure you of your biting fetish nothing will.
Orin & Jim have also reminded us of your famous and unhealty obsession with
crude sexual matters. It is well known that you can hardly open your mouth
without talking about sexual acts (and that is the real reason we are confiscating
your bananas).
Enough is enough - learn to behave, of its off to the fur factory for you big boy.
Doug Marker <vbg>
