Screeching silverback slings shit, starts savage gorilla war

Post #94,874 by dmarker 4/7/03 6:15:30 PM 4/7/03 9:21:02 PM Reply	Screeching silverback slings shit, starts savage gorilla war There there BIG boy, now put that tree trunk down and while your at it you can drop those fistfuls of feces (yeccchhh, your covered in the stuff). That's it slowly does it now get back in yer frigging cage, theres a nice cold schnapps in there somewhere... CLANGGG !!! (yup, that Schnapps trick works every time) RIGHT now LOOK HERE you five foot foaming fang faced foul featured flea flecked filthy furry flatulant fecund friggin freak, thats enough! NO MORE BANNANAS for a month, and yer off the Schnapps as well. And while we are at it leave-the-friggin-Pandas-alone !!! they never did anything to annoy you. Fer chissake, it only takes a mention of how good Pandas are and you become excessively 'bear-annoyed'. And, it just isn't good enough to claim your bad behaviour was triggered because someone had ruffled the feathers of the Antarctic Owl. He can fly without your interference. Sheesh, everyone knows it is your mouth that is the scourge of this whole friggin zoo. And another complaint, you already know the Zoo's resident psychiatrist Dr Orin Ootan, and his assistant Jim Pansee, well they are seriously concerned at your repeated tendancy to oral aggression. To be sure, no one minds the odd bite here or there but you have bitten just about everyone in this damned place. SO!!! To teach you a lesson we are moving you, for a whole week, in with Mr Ali Ghayta & his whole extended family. If that doesn't cure you of your biting fetish nothing will. Orin & Jim have also reminded us of your famous and unhealty obsession with crude sexual matters. It is well known that you can hardly open your mouth without talking about sexual acts (and that is the real reason we are confiscating your bananas). Enough is enough - learn to behave, of its off to the fur factory for you big boy. Doug Marker <vbg> Spectres from our past: Beware the future when your children & theirs come after you for what you may have been willing to condone today - dsm 2003 Motivational: When performing activities, ask yourself if the person you most want to be would do, or say, it - dsm 2003 Edited by dmarker April 7, 2003, 07:26:08 PM EDT Screeching silverback slings shit, starts savage gorilla war There there BIG boy, now put that tree trunk down and while your at it you can drop those fistfuls of feces (yeccchhh, your covered in the stuff). That's it slowly does it now get back in yer frigging cage, theres a nice cold schnapps in there somewhere... CLANGGG !!! (yup, that Schnapps trick works every time) RIGHT now LOOK HERE you five foot foaming fang faced foul featured flea flecked filthy furry flatulant fecund friggin freak, thats enough! NO MORE BANNANAS for a month, and yer off the Schnapps as well. And while we are at it leave-the-friggin-Pandas-alone !!! they never did anything to annoy you. Fer chissake, it only takes a mention of how good Pandas are and become excessively bear annoyed. And, it just isn't good enough to claim your bad behaviour was triggered because someone had ruffled the feathers of the Antarctic Owl he can fly without your interference. Sheesh, everyone knows your it is your mouth that is the scourge of this whole friggin zoo. And another complaint, you already know the Zoo's resident psychiatrist Dr Orin Ootan and his assistant Jim Pansee, well they are seriously concerned at your repeated tendacy to oral aggression. To be sure, no one minds the odd bite here or there but you have bitten just about everyone in the damned place. SO!!! To teach you a lesson we are moving you in, for a whole week, in with Mr Ali Ghayta & his whole extended family. If that doesn't cure you of your biting fetish nothing will. Orin & Jim have also reminded us of your well known and unhealty obsession with crude sexual matters. It is well known that you can hardly open your mouth without talking about sexual acts (and that is the real reason we are onfiscating your bananas). Enough is enough - learn to behave, of its off to the fur factory for you big boy. Doug Marker <vbg> Spectres from our past: Beware the future when your children & theirs come after you for what you may have been willing to condone today - dsm 2003 Motivational: When performing activities, ask yourself if the person you most want to be would do, or say, it - dsm 2003 Edited by dmarker April 7, 2003, 09:21:02 PM EDT Expand All History \| Collapse All History
Post #94,904 by deSitter 4/7/03 7:37:55 PM Reply	Damn cobber you're pretty fired up! Can't wait to visit! I need to hang out with some Shielas! -drl Though my feet aren't on the ground, I've been standing on the sound Of some open hearted people, going down.
Post #94,922 by boxley 4/7/03 8:53:45 PM Reply	betrter off in HK even the colds carry std's there comes from snatch sneezin thanx, bill will work for cash and other incentives [link\|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html\|skill set] questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org] Since corporations are the equivelent of human but they have no "concience" they are by definition sociopaths
Post #95,000 by CRConrad 4/8/03 9:40:48 AM Reply	So, trying to make a joke of it, eh? Too fucking bad... ...for you that I was being perfectly fucking serious. ...drop those fistfuls of feces (yeccchhh, your covered in the stuff). If anyone here's got egg all over his face, it's YOU, shit-face! RIGHT now LOOK HERE you five foot foaming fang faced foul featured flea flecked filthy furry flatulant fecund friggin freak, thats enough! Five foot nine, fuckyouverymuch... And what's "enough" is, as I said, your a) stupid attack on Scott (we're still waiting for the apology, and above all, for you to even ADMIT you were wrong), b) your sickening fawning over the thuggish Chinks (not that I've checked in your silly WarGame Forum, but I'll bet you haven't retracted on that either), and c) your vapid and irrational excuses. Oh, and your pathetic attempts at what you apparently consider "humour" are getting pretty old, too. Yes, right from the get-go -- they're born stale. NO MORE BANNANAS for a month, and yer off the Schnapps as well. If anyone needs to lay off the sauce, it is you, Bubba -- then maybe you'll be able to spell 'banana'. And while we are at it leave-the-friggin-Pandas-alone !!! they never did anything to annoy you. Fer chissake, it only takes a mention of how good Pandas are and you become excessively 'bear-annoyed'. Pandas suck. And, since it seems you're using "pandas" as a code-word for Chinese, they suck too. And, it just isn't good enough to claim your bad behaviour was triggered because someone had ruffled the feathers of the Antarctic Owl. He can fly without your interference. Sheesh, everyone knows it is your mouth that is the scourge of this whole friggin zoo. Huh?!? What fucking "owl" are you gibbering about? (Norm's buddy? But he's a she, and has nothing what-the-fuck-ever to do with this...) Scott? Yeah, of fucking COURSE he can defend himself -- but then, who the fuck said it was him I was "defending"?!? It's myself I'm trying to protect -- from having to read too much more of your UTTER FUCKING DRIVEL! And another complaint, you already know the Zoo's resident psychiatrist Dr Orin Ootan, and his assistant Jim Pansee, well they are seriously concerned at your repeated tendancy to oral aggression. Fuck your monkey buddies, Bubba... You know that's what you really want to do, you old simiophile, so go ahead; don't let me stop you. To be sure, no one minds the odd bite here or there but you have bitten just about everyone in this damned place. Only when they needed it. And you, Mister Magic Marker, were long overdue. Orin & Jim have also reminded us of your famous and unhealty obsession with crude sexual matters. It is well known that you can hardly open your mouth without talking about sexual acts (and that is the real reason we are confiscating your bananas). As I said, fuck your furry buddies, and fuck you too. If that's too awkward (what, not even if you stand on a chair?), then let them do it... Anyway, the bananas-as-phallos-symbols gimmick is, I would have thought, too crudely simplistic even for a simpering baboon like you. Enough is enough - learn to behave, of its off to the fur factory for you big boy. And to the glue factory with you -- or is that only horses' bones they make glue from, not horses' arses? [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #96,035 by screamer 4/11/03 11:19:50 AM Reply	Can I use this? Fuck your monkey buddies, Bubba... You know that's what you really want to do, you old simiophile, so go ahead; don't let me stop you. Although some may protest (and Doug, not a comment on this thread's "merits"), I vote this as one of CRC's more quotable lines... Just giving credit where credit is due, Screamer Living is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you see, it's getting hard to be someone but it all works out it doesn't matter much to me J. Lennon - Strawberry Fields Forever
Post #96,036 by inthane-chan 4/11/03 11:22:47 AM Reply	ObSentientLRPD: "Possibly."
Post #96,131 by CRConrad 4/11/03 7:58:17 PM Reply	Depends... El Screamo: [Can I] use this? Fuck your monkey buddies, Bubba... You know that's what you really want to do, you old simiophile, so go ahead; don't let me stop you. What for? [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #96,133 by Ashton 4/11/03 8:02:39 PM Reply	\ufffd Snidely Whiplash (betcha don't know Who He?) {snort}
Post #96,138 by CRConrad 4/11/03 8:10:35 PM Reply	No, gotta admit I don't... ...know who "Snidely Whiplash" is. Judging from the name itself, though, I think I can say it belongs in quotation marks... Further enlightenment welcome. [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #96,139 by Another Scott 4/11/03 8:16:02 PM Reply	You don't know "Dudley Do-Right"?!?! No wonder you're so confused about all the goodness in everything American. Sheesh! [link\|http://flyingmoose.org/moose/whiplash.htm\|Dudley Do-Right] for the Google impaired. And no, I don't care that Dudley was a Canadian Mountie! So there! :-) Cheers, Scott.
Post #96,145 by CRConrad 4/11/03 8:22:43 PM Reply	"Oh, my darling Clementine..." Of bloody course I know Dudley! Fuck, I practically AM Dudley Do-Right! (OK, except for my use of strong language.) How the FUCK does me not remembering some OTHER guy imply I don't know Dudley?!? (It doesn't, except you don't know DIDDLY!) Hey, it's been two or three decades since I used to watch him on the tube, so it's no big fucking wonder I'd forgotten the name of the standing villain (? or, again judging from the name, possibly a lawyer), is it? [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #96,127 by Ashton 4/11/03 7:45:07 PM Reply	Penalty flag - ecological Super-Fund site Such hydrocoptic virtuosity wasted on a mere bagatelle..! Now let's get down to animal husbandry and survival of the species: First - ya need to fabricate some 'Press' credentials. Then - the zIWE Irregulars pass-hat for steerage passage + pretzels. Last - somehow we gets ya into the White House as furrin Press THEN.. You Ask Ari a Question. With er 'follow-up'. Got it?

Welcome to IWETHEY!