I don't like the idea of living in a world where governments exist only at US suffrance, particularly as I'm not in the US. Your lampoon is an attempt to create a falsely simplistic black and white picture of the positions that one can take about this war.
I don't think Saddam Hussein is a good person; OTOH, it's not my job to impose "democracy" on the Iraqi people. They have to do it themselves, or it's not really democracy.
Scott: a warhead requires a delivery system. That delivery system can be someone with a suitcase. The means of transportation is besides the point, once the ability of transportation exists. The kind of missile used is completely irrelevant to the issue of WMD. Finally, calling up the UN restrictions is false anyway, as the UN has pretty clearly decided (over the objections of the US) that it doesn't think war is necessary for disarming Iraq, at least not yet.
Greg: what the fuck exactly did you think the Iraqi were going to do once there was an attack? Lie down and give up? This is NOT the same as Kuwait; this time they're not defending another country; this time they're defending their homes. It makes all the difference in the world to the kind of reaction you can expect to get from the Iraqi army.