He left off one
wonder why......
ARTICLE XII: You have the right to practice your religion as you see fit, as long as it doesn't involve animal or human sacrifice, doesn't use medicines or drugs that we, the right-wing conservative Republicans, disapprove of, like Peyote for example. Your religion will be officially accepted if it ensures that women will be considered second class citizens that have no control over their own bodies, so we can just end the abortion debate once and for all after to agree to our viewpoint. Your religion will be okay if it prevents you from using any birth control that isn't the Rhythm Method or "Just Say No". Your religious practices are your own business, unless it involves sex outside the sanctity of marriage or with someone of the same gender as you, then we, the government, reserve the right to spy on your bedroom practices and throw you in jail and publicly shame you if you do something that we consider revolting. You, in fact, have no constitutional right to even enjoy sex outside the sanctity of marriage, unless you're Jim Baker or Oral Roberts or any other minister who visited prostitutes numerous times while you were married, as long as you support and contribute heavily to the Republican party.
