"Like, how much money do you want to give me for these?"

"What's it say there?"

"Listen man, I can't work this thing."

"It says outside that Marlboros are $3.00 a pack."

"Really? Man I gotta cut down. What's the use - fuck it man."

"So I owe you $6.00."

"What about the tax, man?"

"They're already taxed."

"Really? Far out. What if I charged people sales tax, man?"

"I don't think it would work out."

"Man you're SO pessimistic!"

"That's why I smoke."

"Later, man. Thanks for the help."

"No problem."