My sources inform that it is the combination of a full moon and a carved naked female breast which produces umm Interesting effects.

Also, the purpose of the speech at NRA HQ was to request that every member 'tithe', sell one gun from his arsenal and donate the proceeds - for a nationwide draping of offensive nude statuary. His remarks were to have concluded,

It's the decent, the Honorable - the American Thing to do..


HTH


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