just as I thought

Post #81,026 by rcareaga 2/11/03 9:08:53 PM Reply	just as I thought From America's finest news source: [link\|http://www.theonion.com/onion3905/ashcroft_orders_staff.html\|http://www.theonion....orders_staff.html] (about as credible, at any rate, as ObL's purported statement today being "proof" of collaboration between al Qaeda and Iraq) cordially, and keep the wolfsbane dry, "Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #81,080 by Ashton 2/12/03 4:22:13 AM Reply	There may be some confusion here My sources inform that it is the combination of a full moon and a carved naked female breast which produces umm Interesting effects. Also, the purpose of the speech at NRA HQ was to request that every member 'tithe', sell one gun from his arsenal and donate the proceeds - for a nationwide draping of offensive nude statuary. His remarks were to have concluded, It's the decent, the Honorable - the American Thing to do.. HTH Ashton Psyche Research LLC We Make Sense of Your Weirdos
Post #81,096 by drewk 2/12/03 7:45:40 AM Reply	I really hope no criminals agree with me I heard that on the way in this morning. ( ..."proof" of collaboration between al Qaeda and Iraq) So does that mean if someone is convicted of income tax evasion, for instance, and says from jail that he really likes the way I do my taxes, that I'll be getting a visit from the IRS? No wait, his statement would actually be the "proof" so they'd just send the police and skip that whole trial thing. === Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978\|Andrew Grygus]
Post #81,128 by rcareaga 2/12/03 10:40:43 AM Reply	Re: I really hope no criminals agree with me Actually, tax evasion (from your bracket) could be construed as shirking your share of the Global War on Terrorism--in effect, rendering aid and comfort to the shadowy foe. No need to involve the domestic police: we'll be farming these interrogations out to the Pakistani constabulary. Our C-130 will be landing in Karachi in about half an hour, and on behalf of the A.G. and our entire flight crew we thank you and your fellow traitors and enemy combatants for flying USA-PATRIOT Air, where your shackles can also be used as a flotation device. patriotically, "Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #81,130 by drewk 2/12/03 10:48:06 AM Reply	ICLRPD (and I'll leave it here ;) On behalf of the A.G. and our entire flight crew we thank you and your fellow traitors and enemy combatants for flying USA-PATRIOT Air, where your shackles can also be used as a flotation device. === Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978\|Andrew Grygus]

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