Gawd was she morose when her Hero McCarthy finally succumbed to the obloquy of his own clan + liver failure. Which filthy Commie did him in? (SShhh - don't tell her doppelganger about the drinking)

Yup too, her 'side' was the Lone Possessor of Truth\ufffd; all others were Commsymp pinko intellekshal nattering nabobs of negativity -- too !!
(yeah she lapped that one up immediately for her arsenal of boilerplate). Spiro was a pet - one of "those Big Washington Men" who really Knew The Truth. Well.. ol Spiro knew how to fix State contracts, anyways.

And Them! was *her* fav epithet too!! {sniff} why.. it's almost as if she were Right- here Now.. decribin the inner catacombs of all 1023 of her hard-wired neurons. (Yup Them were all stupid too! Why, I can hear her now.)

Gosh it must be Awesome to be the Sole-possessor of The One Truth! amidst mere homo-sap mutant rabble. And ya don't have to deal with rebutting inconvenient factoids neither.. not when yer dealin with The Stupid. Just quote them Big Men and gloat.

Hmmm - nice work if ya can get it. Is it like, kinda - gettin to open the limo door for NWA AND Ice-T? huh huh? (Now That would be meaningful work.)

Just can't bring self to take on the drudgery of illuminating all the other familiar generalities above, like, "you and all others of your stripe" - hey! that's scripted actually as, "you and your kind". You see the trouble you get into when you try to improve on My Gramma's glossary of well-aged cant?

Stick with the Cro-Magnon phrase machine - it's time-tested, consistently megalomaniacal and oozes the kinda smugness which appeals to the tongue-tied - who wish they could say Nothing too; but.. say it smarmier, like.. them National calumnyists and all.



Deja vu is such a *powerful* emotion {bawl} - and here I thought that that kind of pomposity went out when the John Birch folk died out, not long after poor Gramma. Knew that was too good to be true :(