Including the "reverses the accusation" bit, because you're doing that too. Look, it's not my fault you're stupid. That's your choice. You're the side deciding to accuse me of every error you yourselves make instead of getting your own acts together. And if I'm not dumb enough to want to play the game, well, tough shit. Because here's how I exit the loop: I just remind everyone that the way I approach the world works, and the way you approach it is a dismal failure. The proof is in the pudding.
I know you and all others of your stripe are very out of sorts these days, seeing as you're not getting your way in international affairs, and all your ideologies keep getting shown up by events. But reality doesn't give a damn whether you face it or not.
The fact that you're perpetually out of sorts is an indication that you are not on good terms with the universe. Maybe you should budge a little on your side.
For myself, I suffer the usual minor vicissitudes of life, but somehow I manage to stay on top of them all. I've got friends that aren't wallowing in tawdry self pity or spite. I've got employment that is both gainful and meaningful, and if I get bored, I can come online and have some fun. (Well, it's fun for me, at least.) I must be doing something right.
Why is it that the pundits on the right have all the witty remarks and wordplay, while those on the left spew preachy peevish nonsense? It's not just that Dubya is in the White House. It was like this before, when Clinton was in charge. And why is it those on the right get to say "I told you so" while those on the Left struggle to divert attention to something, anything, but the manifest failures of their policies? Because, even when the Left are in power, they're losers. And when they're not in power, they're doubly losers. And sore losers at that.
But no, you've trumped me! You simply go into denial about how well things are going for me and those who think like me, and how badly things are going for your side! You pounce like a starved hound on any vague hint that, for instance, some inveterate liars say bin Laden is still alive, but minimize or ignore the great progess we've made so far. Why suck it up when you can rationalize it away? But denial is no escape. You're still miserable, because you know deep down that you're wrong. You haven't trumped me. You've trumped your own better nature.
Loserhood is a choice. Pardon me if I don't see fit to join you.