Had a ten day hospital stay earlier this year, company plan paid for it.

Them waking me up at all hours, taking blood samples all the time, gawd. Damn vampires. At least with modern technology they could put a needle in my vein and keep it there, and draw upon it whenever they wanted. Draining fluids from my gut (big needle, stuck in my belly, oh holy shit) was the highlight of my stay. They took so much blood they had to give some of it back with transfusions.

They drained something like 10 pounds of watery fluids (yup I was *that* bloated), I had injections of this and that and well I don't remember a lot.