Well I am confused
when I write an email at work, I get told that I wrote a "Book" and must be related to Stephen King (yeah he's my Brother, my Uncle is Don King, but not those famous guys, ah forget it. An ancester of mine signed some important paper a long time back and helped start this whole mess. Some guy named Rufus King, who I was almost named after.) Well anyway I am told to keep it short, anything over a page will not be read and will be deleted. Frell! I've written SQL Queries longer than that! So "VERBOSE OFF" in Infocom speak, and only use the smallest amount of detail. I forgot to use "VERBOSE ON" when posting on ZIwe. ;)
Ok, Norman's brain 3.0.1.23 diagnostics running. HumanOS 1968 by "God and son", Mutant version variety "Computer Geek".
Compute PI to 35 digits:
3.141592653589793238462443384678t3he5ynge (Close, but floating point error detected. Only 25 numbers after the decimal are correct.)
System memory check.......... fatal error, short term memory static tables are invalid, switching to backup in long term memory. Warning long term memory static tables are invalid, running Memfix...... only 82% memory was recovred information lost was:
Modern Linux installs. Recovery to Linux 1.X now set. Please reload Linux program by buying "Using Linux" book and reinstall for a few hours.
College level English Grammar and Spelling, now reset back to 8th grade level.
CPU upgrade failed, last known IQ = 234, current IQ = 128. Please attend a local college to fix this.
High Level Physics memory damaged, resetting to High School Physics. testing.... "For each and every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction..." Newton's Laws updated. Please reinstall Particle Physics, Astronomy, Quantum Mechanics, visit your local Library or College for an install, should take a few hours or days. Formula for time travel that you invented in High School is now lost, please recalculate using "Dr. Who" Sci Fi files, Stephen Hawking's book "A brief history of time" and drink lots of soda and stay up for four weeks in a row until the formula comes back to you.
Warning! You have not backed up this Human brain for over 20 years, you have not run Fskchk in 20 years. There appears to be invalid or missing files. Either repair or reformat. Reformatting may result in coming back as a different person or lifeform. Elvis was reformatted as your son, which is now your replacement as "God and son" stopped making your brand of human brain in 1983. Please insert shotgun into mouth and pull trig^C
Aborted, are you sure? YES
Reformatting aborted, but your Human Brain may not be functioning properly. Mutation level 4 now in progress to try and repair. Repair failed. Now Human Mutant Level 3.196A, class "Computer Geek". Suffered a loss in social skills and relationships with other Human Beings. Results, your friends now hate you, and you are stressed out from it.
[link|http://games.speakeasy.net/data/files/khan.jpg|"Khan!!!" -Kirk]
Edited by
orion
Sept. 22, 2002, 10:30:25 PM EDT
