I ripped the network drivers out
That included the dial-up networking drivers. Ripped them out, rebooted, added them back in, rebooted. No difference.
I am thinking about reformatting this laptop as soon as I get back home to my LAN in my basement. I'd install Linux, but the IBM Thinkpad 560X has a NeoMagic chipset that X doesn't seem to support. Also without a CD drive, I'd have to do an FTP install or something from a floppy boot.
When I get a job, I will get me a $100USD 10G 2.5" Notebook drive for it, and then install Windows 98, Red Hat Linux 7.3, and anything else I can think of on it. Right now I only have the 2G, yes Beavis, it does suck.
Right now, no LAN, no CD, and I am stuck with a Windows 98 that has the SMTP port blocked by whatever is left of the Norton Crapware.
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