D'oh!
Man, I hate having a porous memory - I have a ton of "interesting times"-style stories - but I can't remember which ones I've already told. I'm the guy that "Stop me if you've heard this one before..." was written for.
Monday, 9am, SHARP! (Gonna be there @ 8:45...)
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.