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New Arrogance.
Chutzpah.
A Big Brass Pair.

The pre-interview: I called the recruiter, told him that I was *PERFECT* for the job - if he didn't interview me for the position, he'd be missing out on getting the contract.

The interview: I was five minutes late (unintentionally - had the blue angels fly in front of the I-90 tunnel on my way in, and that ALWAYS backs up traffic.) and so I had nothing to lose. I balls out told the guy, "This is an easy job for me, I love doing this, I love working with people, the last support service job I had at the E.P.A., I can tell you of 5-6 people PER FLOOR who would name their firstborn son after me. (Okay, not that, but I did relate the story of going back to visit a 10-story officespace, thinking to visit 3-4 people, and ending up visiting 3-4 people per floor) Also, the story about making a stripe set on a Compaq Deskpro XL6150 out of some extra 540mb hard drives, an 8-device SCSI cable, and some extra power splitters, incidentally a) totally voiding the warranty on the Deskpro, but at the same time saving something on the order of 400+ man hours during a new system rollout. (backup to computer before stripe set = 1+ hour. Backup after stripe set 10 minutes.)

Now I'm finding out that they never even heard from ANY of my references before they hired me.

Migawd.

Seriously, though, walk into the interview like Lester walked into his performance eval at his company in American Beauty. You are there for one reason - to convince the people that are hiring you You Are God, And God Will Not Be Pleased If You Do Not Hire Him.

Or something like that.
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
New But the catch is that...
You have to live up to that reputation or else it will all backfire on you.

/me remembers some specific stories.

I don't think you will have a problem. Just make damned sure that you leave the door open while trying to sort out tech support issues in a woman's office. Else you might cause yourself marital problems in addition to the rumors! :-P

Cheers,
Ben
"Perl is like vice grips. You can do anything with it, and it's the wrong tool for every job."
--Unknown
New Been there, done that...
...and bought the t-shirt.

Although, it didn't cause any marital problems, 'cause I wasn't married at the time. :)

Remind me sometime to tell ya the one about the exchange student who ran up a $3k phone bill in a month, and then didn't understand why the long distance company cut off her account without warning...
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
New I knew that...
else why would I have picked the example? :-)

Cheers,
Ben
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
-- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra (1930-2002)
New D'oh!
Man, I hate having a porous memory - I have a ton of "interesting times"-style stories - but I can't remember which ones I've already told. I'm the guy that "Stop me if you've heard this one before..." was written for.

Monday, 9am, SHARP! (Gonna be there @ 8:45...)
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
New fortune cookie:"Avoid jobs where you have to bend over alot"
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     SCORE! - (inthane-chan) - (38)
         YAY!! - (Steve Lowe)
         Almost forgot... iwethey.employed++; -NT - (inthane-chan)
         Nice way to end the week, eh? Congrats! -NT - (Another Scott)
         Congrats! - (ben_tilly)
         Congrats! - (Ashton) - (4)
             Heh. - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                 Okay... Give 2 and call in sick the last week... ;) -NT - (folkert)
                 I gotta get me some fluffy bunny slippers... :-) - (static)
             Robin Williams? - (tablizer)
         Superb! Way to go, Thane! -NT - (a6l6e6x)
         Good going - (orion) - (1)
             No business makes money "no matter what" - (ben_tilly)
         Stylin' - way to go! -NT - (slugbug)
         You know what this means... - (pwhysall) - (1)
             What this means... - (inthane-chan)
         Celebrate! Celebrate! - (gdaustin)
         *cheer* -NT - (imric)
         Wheeee! That's tops. -NT - (Meerkat)
         Congrats! -NT - (SpiceWare)
         They need anybody else? - (drewk) - (1)
             Sorry guys... - (inthane-chan)
         Gratumalations! -NT - (Yendor)
         very congrats, a real job wih real people! -NT - (boxley)
         Excellent news! - (Silverlock) - (1)
             Already looking. - (inthane-chan)
         Congrats, now you can teach *us* how -NT - (tablizer) - (6)
             Arrogance. - (inthane-chan) - (5)
                 But the catch is that... - (ben_tilly) - (4)
                     Been there, done that... - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                         I knew that... - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                             D'oh! - (inthane-chan)
                     fortune cookie:"Avoid jobs where you have to bend over alot" -NT - (tablizer)
         It's turd polishin' time! - (inthane-chan) - (5)
             And promise of a better world in the future! -NT - (a6l6e6x)
             Advice - (ben_tilly)
             Ask.... - (folkert)
             you know where to get the answers right? -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                 Nope, haven't got a clue. ;-) -NT - (inthane-chan)

This was a random error that most likely occurred when a ray of cosmic radiation hit a memory chip at just the right angle resulting in a bit changing from a 0 to a 1.
231 ms