With B & B as evidence, how can they lose?
Tactically, a brilliant strategy, but strategically flawed. That is, flawed from Microsoft's perspective.
The Department of Justice will side with Microsoft on this and present evidence of schizophrenia, multiple-personality disorder, paranoia, autism, and (from evidence gathered from hard disks at Microsoft facilities) serious sexual aberations.
The courts will agree and remand Microsoft to the care of the Department of Health and Human Resources. A 16 foot razor wire fence will be erected around the Redmond campus, which will be renamed "The Redmond Rest Home for Victims of Technology Stress", and all Internet access will be cut off.
Cafeine and sugar will be banned from the facility. Prozac and Ridilin will replace Twinkies and Jolt Cola in the vending machines. All software will be removed from the computers and be replaced with the Sticky Bear series.
The world will heave a sigh of relief, and go on with business.
