"Mushroom management"
Ignore the dozen people who have left the company in the past month, aka Ignore the man behind the curtain.
There's nothing scarier than seeing a big (2'x4') container sitting next to the desk of one of the most helpful and interesting guys in the company. He *might* just be taking a load of junk home. Mmm-hmmm.
Famous last RPG quotes: "I'll just shoot this fireball down the dungeon passageway..."