I have never been to the Florida branch. In my distant experience of the original faciity in Anaheim CA, it seems to work best if one is: a child (1957, 1965); accompanied by a child for a sort of “contact high” (third-party anecdata); in an induced state of childlike receptiveness via recreational hallucinogenics (half a dozen occasions between 1969 and 1971). On my last visit, at about this time forty-nine years ago, none of these circumstances or conditions obtained, and the facility did not charm on that occasion. A week? Jesus. Obviously I’m not going to get on a plane to go shoot you, but if you know of any affordable contract killers in your area or in Orlando, I’ll see what I can arrange.

in sympathy,