all I've gotten in the past few months are "Remote til Covid", which translated from its original Hindu means "work remotely until the Covid pandemic eases, at which point you'll have to come work in the office".
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897