Noisy arseholes that they are.
You'll have seagulls
Noisy arseholes that they are. |
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Re: You'll have seagulls
I like them. Hanging out at the hotel parking lot 6:00 a.m. in the morning and they are everywhere here. I don't mind them at all. Except. 30 or 40 years ago I was working on the boardwalk. The seagulls picked up large objects and dropped them wherever I was. They were trying to smash clams as far as default behavior is concerned. But they would pick up bottles and then drop them next to me and they would explode. One day a bottle exploded next to me and I thought the parking lot guy threw a bottle at me. I raged. I went after this guy and I was going to kill him for throwing a bottle at me. He explained it was seagulls. Those f****** will drop bottles to open stuff up and eat it and we then painted pictures of seagulls everywhere so the seagulls flying above did not think they could drop a bottle there, there would be a seagull there to steal their food from them. |
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They're the one aspect of living here that can wear a bit thin
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are they still called shytehawks?
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" – Richard Feynman |
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"still"? Never were.
"Shitehawk" is a synonym for "gobshite"; afaik, it's never used to refer to our avian friends, no matter how fucking annoying they are when they start squawking at 0330 in summer. |
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Ever since seeing this ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI Thing #3 does a killer impression of the "Mine mine mine" voice. -- Drew |
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I think they're always laughing
When I was staying at the hotel there was a perch that they always played King of the Hill on. It was the hotel sign. And I told him to shut the f******. And they listen to me. I toss some french fries, they come eat them and they stay quiet. I'm now in the house. I have achieved. Don't know how long it will last but I'm going to enjoy it while it does. |
Greetings from Port Angeles, Washington
- (crazy)
- (46)
- Aug. 28, 2021, 03:09:27 AM EDT
Sweet!
- (pwhysall)
- (21)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 02:29:35 AM EDT
I don't have that
- (crazy)
- (20)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 06:55:08 PM EDT
Damn, you gots a compound
-NT
- (drook)
- (12)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:29:23 PM EDT
Check email
-NT
- (crazy)
- (1)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:38:25 PM EDT
Gmail? Not seeing anything
-NT
- (drook)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:50:28 PM EDT
Is it a bad idea to drive a small Kia SUV over a septic tank and a green field?
- (crazy)
- (9)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 11:23:51 AM EDT
Should be OK AFAICT -- except that septic tank sounds fishy.
- (CRConrad)
- (2)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 12:26:38 PM EDT
Jeez, for the man who knows everything that advice sucked.
- (crazy)
- (1)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 12:52:50 PM EDT
Send me photos, plans and BOM for your septic tank and I'll give you exact and specific advice.
-NT
- (CRConrad)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 08:18:35 PM EDT
Yes, you're right to be concerned.
- (Another Scott)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 01:58:03 PM EDT
Need to be careful with septic fields
- (malraux)
- (1)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 02:10:29 PM EDT
Okay understood
- (crazy)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 04:42:28 PM EDT
bad idea
-NT
- (boxley)
- Sept. 6, 2021, 11:17:32 AM EDT
buy a wheel barrow, you will need one anyway then haul your stuff
-NT
- (boxley)
- (1)
- Sept. 6, 2021, 11:19:18 AM EDT
He left behind an industrial hand truck
- (crazy)
- Sept. 8, 2021, 04:40:19 PM EDT
You'll have seagulls
- (pwhysall)
- (6)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 09:40:05 PM EDT
Re: You'll have seagulls
- (crazy)
- (3)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 09:14:34 AM EDT
They're the one aspect of living here that can wear a bit thin
-NT
- (pwhysall)
- (2)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 10:13:04 AM EDT
are they still called shytehawks?
-NT
- (boxley)
- (1)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 12:02:56 PM EDT
"still"? Never were.
- (pwhysall)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 01:07:19 PM EDT
Ever since seeing this ...
- (drook)
- (1)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 03:32:58 PM EDT
I think they're always laughing
- (crazy)
- Sept. 5, 2021, 02:54:03 AM EDT
nice landing spot
-NT
- (boxley)
- Aug. 28, 2021, 12:46:25 PM EDT
Thanks for the report. Peace and relaxation to you!
-NT
- (Another Scott)
- Aug. 28, 2021, 03:27:09 PM EDT
All right!
- (a6l6e6x)
- (4)
- Aug. 28, 2021, 09:54:54 PM EDT
Earthquakes
- (crazy)
- (3)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:27:42 PM EDT
Great, now your hubris has gone and fucked us all.
- (InThane)
- (1)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 03:45:29 PM EDT
There was a small one 20 miles South of him a couple of weeks ago.
- (a6l6e6x)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 04:00:54 PM EDT
37% chance in the next 50 years.
- (malraux)
- Sept. 3, 2021, 07:54:09 PM EDT
Sounds like the start of a new chapter.
- (static)
- (15)
- Aug. 29, 2021, 05:57:18 AM EDT
I've been on a holding pattern
- (crazy)
- (14)
- Aug. 29, 2021, 11:55:41 AM EDT
Contract signed
- (crazy)
- (13)
- Sept. 1, 2021, 11:40:00 PM EDT
Ooh, nice
- (drook)
- (2)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 11:29:16 AM EDT
You're absolutely welcome
- (crazy)
- (1)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:19:07 PM EDT
And M misses you.
-NT
- (crazy)
- Sept. 2, 2021, 07:36:07 PM EDT
Okay we've been here a week
- (crazy)
- (9)
- Sept. 13, 2021, 06:51:46 AM EDT
The plastic decking material is valuable
- (malraux)
- (1)
- Sept. 13, 2021, 09:40:36 AM EDT
Thanks for the info
- (crazy)
- Sept. 13, 2021, 12:02:11 PM EDT
Sounds like a gold mine.
- (static)
- Sept. 15, 2021, 06:06:50 AM EDT
Check those conduits
- (scoenye)
- (5)
- Sept. 30, 2021, 10:03:33 PM EDT
Oh my Lord I probably have 10,000 in conduits
- (crazy)
- (4)
- Sept. 30, 2021, 11:14:35 PM EDT
Local contractors/electricians?
- (scoenye)
- (3)
- Oct. 1, 2021, 10:06:59 PM EDT
It's Saturday
- (crazy)
- Oct. 2, 2021, 07:25:13 PM EDT
Contact info please
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- (1)
- Oct. 3, 2021, 07:00:05 AM EDT
Iwethey handle at compaqnet.be
-NT
- (scoenye)
- Oct. 3, 2021, 02:33:27 PM EDT
Congrats
-NT
- (InThane)
- Aug. 30, 2021, 07:45:30 PM EDT
