Also I also can't be arsed with contacts. I don't need another thing in my life to be a janitor for.

Also also, I have a fancy-pants prescription for my seeing glasses - occupational varifocals, with 3 zones, but I can't drive in them. It's either no glasses (my distance vision is fine) or my varifocal looking glasses, which have a zero prescription up top (for the road) and a short-range prescription down below (for the dashboard, but I can see well enough without it, in a pinch).

Varifocal contacts are a thing, but they're pretty expensive, and I'm good at losing things like that.