Ted Cruz is the man who proceeded to support Donald Trump after Trump literally called Cruz' wife ugly, because Trump is a cunt. Cruz' wife may have terrible taste in men, but she's actually just kinda normal-looking (not that it matters, because looks-shaming is shit, but it's germane inasmuchas it's just another thing that Trump made the fuck up).

You know, Donald Trump. The fat old man who literally married a titty model, and she definitely did that for his sparkling personality and GSOH. The fat old man who ended up paying a porn star $130K for a quick fuck, whilst his tiddy model was pregnant with their (definitely not the pool boy who she is definitely not fucking) kid. That's who Cruz thinks is more important than his wife.

Cruz is the worst kind of human trash, because he's got the education and the means to make better decisions, and he just doesn't. We've got Jacob Rees-Mogg, you've got Cruz.