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Post #4,381
by boxley
8/9/01 12:23:41 PM
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New exactamento how do you code an orgasm?
when you are walking down the street and a smiler of what ever breed turns you on the brain does a quick inventory/processes when you walk into a parked car bark your shins and while you are falling down the solution to the problem you have been working on all week surfaces. How the heck are you going to program that?
thanx,
bill
Our bureaucracy and our laws have turned the world into a clean, safe work camp. We are raising a nation of slaves.
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Post #4,417
by a6l6e6x
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8/9/01 3:15:22 PM
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New Re: exactamento how do you code an orgasm?
Well, they can fake it, like a lot of women do! :)

But you can't fake a thermal runaway.
Alex
Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not certain about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Post #4,420
by a6l6e6x
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8/9/01 3:48:50 PM
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New It appears that greed has been coded.
[link|http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/20907.html|Robots learn greed is good.]

One of the seven deadly sins at a time.
Alex
Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not certain about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Post #4,426
by Fearless Freep
8/9/01 4:58:36 PM
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New "Lust" should be amusing ....
Jay O'Connor

"Going places unmapped
to do things unplanned
to people unsuspecting"
Post #4,435
by ben_tilly
8/9/01 7:34:18 PM
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New Microsoft has dibs on implementing that one...
Post #4,575
by tablizer
8/10/01 9:31:01 PM
8/10/01 9:31:52 PM
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New P H B-line
>> "We see robots working in the frenzy of the trading pit while humans are elevated to a managerial role," he said. <<

Elevated?????

The only reason computers don't do management is because being honest and accurate is easier to program than manipulation and BS.

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Post #4,573
by tablizer
8/10/01 9:22:51 PM
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New st....think tank
>> when you are walking down the street and a smiler of what ever breed turns you on the brain does a quick inventory/processes when you walk into a parked car bark your shins and while you are falling down the solution to the problem you have been working on all week surfaces. How the heck are you going to program that? <<

Many of my best ideas come to me on the flusher [1], not after falling. Does that mean R2D2 needs to grow up on the can? (.....Wait, he *is* a can.)

[1] Nicknamed "think tank".

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Post #5,214
by CRConrad
8/14/01 10:30:12 PM
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New Well, I suppose that's an appropriate...
...nickname to indicate where your thoughts should go.
   Christian R. Conrad
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
Post #4,930
by tseliot
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8/13/01 6:19:15 PM
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New Which is why camp #1 will never get anywhere
That's her, officer! That's the woman that programmed me for evil!
     Article about brute force and AI - (tablizer) - (22) - Aug. 5, 2001, 06:32:46 PM EDT
         Interesting! Thanks for the link. - (a6l6e6x) - Aug. 5, 2001, 08:40:57 PM EDT
         Hooey. - (tseliot) - (20) - Aug. 9, 2001, 11:35:15 AM EDT
             exactamento how do you code an orgasm? - (boxley) - (8) - Aug. 9, 2001, 12:23:41 PM EDT
                 Re: exactamento how do you code an orgasm? - (a6l6e6x) - Aug. 9, 2001, 03:15:22 PM EDT
                 It appears that greed has been coded. - (a6l6e6x) - (3) - Aug. 9, 2001, 03:48:50 PM EDT
                     "Lust" should be amusing .... -NT - (Fearless Freep) - (1) - Aug. 9, 2001, 04:58:36 PM EDT
                         Microsoft has dibs on implementing that one... -NT - (ben_tilly) - Aug. 9, 2001, 07:34:18 PM EDT
                     P H B-line - (tablizer) - Aug. 10, 2001, 09:31:52 PM EDT
                 st....think tank - (tablizer) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2001, 09:22:51 PM EDT
                     Well, I suppose that's an appropriate... - (CRConrad) - Aug. 14, 2001, 10:30:12 PM EDT
                 Which is why camp #1 will never get anywhere -NT - (tseliot) - Aug. 13, 2001, 06:19:15 PM EDT
             Yeah - who cares? Organisms care. - (mhuber) - (5) - Aug. 9, 2001, 02:47:53 PM EDT
                 Agony of defeat - (tablizer) - (4) - Aug. 10, 2001, 09:26:36 PM EDT
                     Not bashing Cmdr. Data - (mhuber) - Aug. 13, 2001, 11:48:51 AM EDT
                     Not bashing Cmdr. Data - (mhuber) - Aug. 13, 2001, 11:49:28 AM EDT
                     Not bashing Cmdr. Data - (mhuber) - (1) - Aug. 13, 2001, 11:49:28 AM EDT
                         End Loop: Not bashing Cmdr. Data :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - Aug. 13, 2001, 03:46:35 PM EDT
             Well.. we shall *never* have That! - (Ashton) - Aug. 10, 2001, 12:25:15 AM EDT
             Body is not a prereq. - (tablizer) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2001, 09:19:56 PM EDT
                 Give me an alternate solution or stfu. - (tseliot) - (2) - Aug. 13, 2001, 06:25:19 PM EDT
                     "human-like" vs. "smart" - (tablizer) - (1) - Aug. 14, 2001, 02:34:15 PM EDT
                         On another tack - (pwhysall) - Aug. 14, 2001, 02:43:41 PM EDT

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