My mom bought me one of those (specifically "Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma") bumper-stickers for my 16th birthday. Also included was a "I know hell is really hot, but is it humid?" bumper-sticker.
Can see that your yout was as corrupted as mine ..well, almost.
'My Mother made me a homosexual..' (If I give her the yarn, will she make me one, too?)
..but I have ~a dozen small books of Grooks--and the indefatigable L.R.P.D. just may be the closest-to Mr. Hein, here in the disheveled-States: a High compliment.