'My Mother made me a homosexual..'
(If I give her the yarn, will she make me one, too?)

..but I have ~a dozen small books of Grooks--and the indefatigable L.R.P.D. just may be the closest-to Mr. Hein,
here in the disheveled-States: a High compliment.

Three Moar Cheers for our Emperor/Admin !!!