Carlin had the answer.

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Post #435,113 by mmoffitt 7/10/20 3:30:50 PM 7/10/20 3:30:50 PM Reply	Carlin had the answer. Jehovah's Witness at the door: "I'm here to share the Good News with you." Carlin: "Oh good! Come in! I was just about to sacrifice a goat." bcnu, Mikem It's mourning in America again.
Post #435,114 by boxley 7/10/20 3:58:54 PM 7/10/20 3:58:54 PM Reply	they would want to stay for bbq "Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" – Richard Feynman
Post #435,123 by Andrew Grygus 7/10/20 6:49:37 PM 7/10/20 6:49:37 PM Reply	My version. "I'm sorry. I'm a Pagan. I have much better Gods (and Goddesses) to choose from than yours." Proselytizers in North America are totally mystified how to approach anyone not already a Christian. None of their scripts work. Singles site: Lady who clearly didn't bother to actually read my profile - she was looking for a "God fearing man". My response: "I'm a Pagan. I know many Gods (and Goddesses), and I don't choose to associate with any I would need to fear".
Post #435,133 by static 7/10/20 11:50:29 PM 7/10/20 11:50:29 PM Reply	The cure they're selling is from their own malaise. Jesus^W evangelicals knocking at the door: "Let me in! I have to save you!" Me, inside: "Save me from what?" Them: "From what I'll do if you don't let me in!" Um...

I'll have to try this someday - (lincoln) - (7) - July 10, 2020, 12:16:44 PM EDT

those guys are easy - (boxley) - (2) - July 10, 2020, 01:31:34 PM EDT

144K, to be precise. - (CRConrad) - (1) - July 21, 2020, 03:49:15 PM EDT

My neighbor used to have fun with them on that one - (scoenye) - July 28, 2020, 08:10:39 PM EDT

Carlin had the answer. - (mmoffitt) - (3) - July 10, 2020, 03:30:50 PM EDT

they would want to stay for bbq -NT - (boxley) - July 10, 2020, 03:58:54 PM EDT

My version. - (Andrew Grygus) - (1) - July 10, 2020, 06:49:37 PM EDT

The cure they're selling is from their own malaise. - (static) - July 10, 2020, 11:50:29 PM EDT

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