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New My version.
"I'm sorry. I'm a Pagan. I have much better Gods (and Goddesses) to choose from than yours."

Proselytizers in North America are totally mystified how to approach anyone not already a Christian. None of their scripts work.

Singles site: Lady who clearly didn't bother to actually read my profile - she was looking for a "God fearing man". My response: "I'm a Pagan. I know many Gods (and Goddesses), and I don't choose to associate with any I would need to fear".
New The cure they're selling is from their own malaise.
Jesus^W evangelicals knocking at the door: "Let me in! I have to save you!"
Me, inside: "Save me from what?"
Them: "From what I'll do if you don't let me in!"

     I'll have to try this someday - (lincoln) - (7)
         those guys are easy - (boxley) - (2)
             144K, to be precise. - (CRConrad) - (1)
                 My neighbor used to have fun with them on that one - (scoenye)
         Carlin had the answer. - (mmoffitt) - (3)
             they would want to stay for bbq -NT - (boxley)
             My version. - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                 The cure they're selling is from their own malaise. - (static)

At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bell.
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