. . if rattlesnake weren't so damned expensive around here.
It has failed for all other things it has been applied to. Alligator, for instance, may taste like chicken if the chicken's grandma had been screwing around with a fish - but the texture still would be much better than chicken.
It has failed for all other things it has been applied to. Alligator, for instance, may taste like chicken if the chicken's grandma had been screwing around with a fish - but the texture still would be much better than chicken.