who share a deathly fear of not using exactly the same stuff as everybody else (who also have a deathly fear of.. Standing Out) doesn't mean -



Oh wait ... it does!






So.. is it Corporate Terrorism if: the victims take off their ties, place neck in the notched block - stained with the blood of previous Partners (barely beginning to clot...) - and beg, please.. please Upgrade Me! -?-

(I'm beginning to think too, that They Deserve Each Other.)
As the 'They' approach majority: 'We' see we are doomed to live out some utterly tawdry B-picture lo-budget remake of all the great apocalyptic works; first read with amazement and riveting suspense.. then ZZZzzz promptly forgotten as the next made-for-Tee-Vee Let's Nuke Grenada on Thursday mini-series grabbed the idling attention span.

But will Billy finally be Canonized or.. Cannonized? Will the 'We' finally get off ass and do the Decent Thing ??? Tune in ca 2010 for,





Reality Tee-Vee recreates the foreclosure of Redmond on a Wednesday.

Be sure to watch Nuke From Orbit! filmed via Steady-cam over the bombardier's shoulder as a relative of Ed Curry releases the laser-guided bomb, run by embedded Linux and nicknamed, Evidence Eliminator IV.

*See!* the device leave the bomb-bay, gaily decorated with a bevy of dancing penguin cartoon characters..

*Hear!* the effect of the shockwave on the aircraft, as it banks steeply away from its appointed rounds..

Later,
*Join!* the party for the crew, as legions vie for a chance to place a lei round the shoulders of every crew member, right on down to the person who drew the penguin cartoons before the loading commenced.

You Are There !!!


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