The lesson is: don't have kids - and don't have anything to do with anybody else's kids (see McMartin Preschool, Paula Pondstone and plenty of guys (mostly dads) still imprisoned due to bogus "supressed memory" cases.
Kids sending adults to ruin is a stateless process, (and there are plenty of other states that have easily exploitable laws too).
I know one guy sentenced to 30 years for patting a 14 year old (fully clothed in ski gear) on the ass, once, in South Dakota.
And if they don't get you legally, you'll be bailing them out of jail, and that couple hundred thousand each to get them through college will get you anyway.
Having kids is just not a rational thing to do.