perhaps the best rejoinder would be to declare 'National Security':
Sequester the House, locking all bathrooms for 4-hr. periods until ... they egest a useful bulletproof Extension for x-months.

Else: Guantanamo via fast-shuttles. For their sequestered-Safety and our Convenience. (A couple C-47s.)
C-in-C can do Anything which national security requires, in His opinion.

Hey.. meet Insane Intransigence -->| with Crazed Confinement |<--
Possible plot-line for choreography: Escape from New York; Snake Pliskin can M.C.