Even if ya nuked the clandestine/despicable Stuff-du-jour:

'Twouldn't make yer Avge. Murican smarter, less superstitious, (less superficial) less gullible, less sanctimonious (and too often: less vicious.)
Just Look at the crap we 'Watch'--and call 'entertainment'. (And the tykes get to see that during Their formative years==circle-jerk.

We're {collectively} a Product of our Messages chosen-Massages (every Ad tells you what a Paragon You are/thus We are/thus ... everyone else on the planet: Isn't)
We Are {truly} Murican Exceptionalism Person-ified. cha.cha.cha (Hey.. that's a kind of Tea, but without the -Party appended)

I'll be here all Milllenium (but without the -Falcon appendage)