I was just funning with ya.
The wine I get most often is some Charles Shaw stuff from Trader Joe's. It's around $3.29 a bottle here and has real corks.
http://www.wellesley...ng-or-are-we.html
It's a waste, really. I think I read a decade or two ago that the cork trees were endangered due to over-harvesting, but I guess that somehow that isn't an issue now if real cork can be used in such cheap wine (, and flooring, and who knows what else).
J prefers the 5-liter box wines. They can be cheap, and the environmental impact is potentially less. No corks there, either. ;-)
Cheers,
Scott.