I switched my phone on after a week or so with it off, as I am the only alleged adult in town today. I just got a missed call and a voicemail from someone who probably needed my help, so I went to my voicemail, and had to reset the whole thing for some damned upgrade or other, then waded through all the calls from the creditors I am avoiding, while getting two more unwanted calls that screwed up the process, then finally got to the emergency message, which turned out to be a butt-dial, but sounded enough like a real emergency that I had to listen to it for some time.
IÂm turning the phone back off.