I'd bet you'll get back *some* reply/quip/pen&ink caricature?

(As someone steeped in the entire pseudo-science-cha-cha-cha of the Law, he would, I expect: appreciate that you cut to the bone of the 'logic' aspect of the Stupid Shit-for-brains behind most of our puritanical sin-taxes.
So.. I'd guess your missive would pulse his System.)

[OTOH, what do I Know: given the likelihood of anything he scribbles.. subsequently getting blogged/spindled/mutilated enroute: uh, never mind..]