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Post #357,896 by lincoln 5/23/12 4:13:32 PM Reply	drinking joke The other day I asked the bartender for a double and he brought out a guy who looked just like me. "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow
Post #357,927 by mmoffitt 5/24/12 10:05:52 AM Reply	The bartender asked, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." So, he showed me a naked picture of my wife. --R Dangerfield.
Post #357,933 by lincoln 5/24/12 12:09:04 PM Reply	I miss Rodney He is one of my favorite comedians "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow
Post #357,935 by drook 5/24/12 1:16:59 PM Reply	Female bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" Naked. -- Drew
Post #357,936 by boxley 5/24/12 1:19:32 PM Reply	you like spit with your mixed drinks? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 55 years. meep
Post #357,956 by static 5/24/12 9:49:56 PM Reply	My favourite "bartender" joke... An Englishman, a Lawyer and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?" Wade. Just Add Story http://justaddstory.wordpress.com/
Post #357,974 by Silverlock 5/25/12 6:47:45 AM Reply	So a termite walks into a bar and asks . . . Is the bar tender here? I think the single most compelling piece of evidence for global warming is that Fox News viewers think it's a hoax.
Post #357,975 by Another Scott 5/25/12 7:11:03 AM Reply	:-) Hey! Good to see you.
Post #358,042 by Ashton 5/25/12 9:10:49 PM Reply	Hi Yo Silver(lock) ... Awaaay... .hr Law above fear, justice above law, mercy above justice, love above all.
Post #358,067 by jake123 5/26/12 10:06:58 AM Reply	Hey Silverlock! Long time. How've you been doing?
Post #358,084 by boxley 5/26/12 4:32:56 PM Reply	still in champaign IL? Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 55 years. meep
Post #358,101 by Silverlock 5/27/12 5:59:56 AM Reply	Yeppers I think the single most compelling piece of evidence for global warming is that Fox News viewers think it's a hoax.
Post #358,099 by crazy 5/27/12 5:25:15 AM Reply	only when old friends show up

drinking joke - (lincoln) - (12) - May 23, 2012, 04:13:32 PM EDT

The bartender asked, "What'll you have?" - (mmoffitt) - (1) - May 24, 2012, 10:05:52 AM EDT

I miss Rodney - (lincoln) - May 24, 2012, 12:09:04 PM EDT

Female bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" - (drook) - (1) - May 24, 2012, 01:16:59 PM EDT

you like spit with your mixed drinks? -NT - (boxley) - May 24, 2012, 01:19:32 PM EDT

My favourite "bartender" joke... - (static) - (7) - May 24, 2012, 09:49:56 PM EDT

So a termite walks into a bar and asks . . . - (Silverlock) - (6) - May 25, 2012, 06:47:45 AM EDT

:-) Hey! Good to see you. -NT - (Another Scott) - May 25, 2012, 07:11:03 AM EDT

Hi Yo Silver(lock) ... Awaaay... -NT - (Ashton) - May 25, 2012, 09:10:49 PM EDT

Hey Silverlock! - (jake123) - May 26, 2012, 10:06:58 AM EDT

still in champaign IL? -NT - (boxley) - (1) - May 26, 2012, 04:32:56 PM EDT

Yeppers -NT - (Silverlock) - May 27, 2012, 05:59:56 AM EDT

only when old friends show up -NT - (crazy) - May 27, 2012, 05:25:15 AM EDT

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