Well, DUH!
Clearly, when one of your team does something unpleasant, he's a lunatic acting alone. If he were a Muslim, he'd obviously be entirely sane - no point in even doing a psych eval - and acting as part of a global left-wing conspiracy to impose Sharia on God-Fearing Christians in order to stamp out porn and beer and women's rights and atheists and condoms and all the other stuff lefties are into.
But crazy or not, the guy was, according to your spokes-blimps, right in taking out that modern analog to the Hitler Youth.
Oops - I forgot. You aren't part of that team. You just happen to agree with them a whole lot.
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Badass! (and delicious)